If you were a...

Germany.

If you were a cartoon character, what would you be?

Dora the traveller! :D

If you were a comic strip which one would you be?

Alley Oop (1958)


If you were home, which home would it be?

I would be a home of the needy.

If you were offered to have a wish (there is no way you can have a second wish, not even indirectly) by a fairy, what would that be?

I would wish to have all my wishes granted, but -not even indirectly- cancels that, so i would wish to have all knowledge in the world ;D

If you were an angel, who would you visit to guide?

I'd guide Obama because this is the way i can make the world the best among my possible choices.

Were you a human lie-detector, what would you do?

Become a recluse.

If you were a ghost, who would you haunt?

My math teacher.

If you were to publish whatever you want, what would you publish?

What ever I wanted, naturally. (Joking! Probably scores of music or some horror novel)



If you were a musical instrument, what would you be? (No Patrick, mayonnaise is NOT an instrument)

Flute.

Which newspaper would you be?

The Edmonton Journal.

Which feline?

A ginger tom lurking the streets at night getting into catty fights

If you were a politician...

Try to sweep out corruption! LOL LOL!

If you were a rockstar?

I would live ascetically, to be the rebel amongst rebels :D

If you were famous monarch which would you have been?

Butterfly

If you were a fashion plate, what would be served?