Yes, if you get an disciplined elephant.
What happens when a clown stops being funny?
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Yes, if you get an disciplined elephant.
What happens when a clown stops being funny?
They'll get tickled until they laugh again.
How do I turn cotton candy into a sweater?
Use a sewing machine
How can I count to 30, when I only have 10 fingers and 10 toes?
If you're not bald, you can continue with your hair.
To be a leader, how much lead does one need to consume?
Oh, a couple of boxes of hb pencils.
Is the moon in Australia as big as the one in America?
Well America has a greater population and thus exhale more carbon dioxide. This then ignites the moon to expand in America.
What is what?
Yes.
What is who?
a three letter word.
Why does friday come after thursday and not the other way round?
Because one can only eat fried food at the end of the working week.
Is it true, are there martians on mars?
well there wont be any on the moon!
Why do we live on the earth and not on the sun?
Because the Sunians beat us there.
Why doesn't the sun shine at night?
It does, only it changes its name into Moon.
How do you know the difference between stupid and clever?
Clever means you know how to ask a stupid question.
Why is coming up with a stupid question so hard?
Because a stupid question has to be clever.
What time is one o'clock?
Wait, don't tell me... I should know this one... Nope, can't think. Don't have enough fingers and toes to count to one.
What do you do when your clock's battery goes flat?