Yes, at exactly 6:37 AM March 15, 2012. MARK MY WORDS.
When will it stop?
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Yes, at exactly 6:37 AM March 15, 2012. MARK MY WORDS.
When will it stop?
when the next thing starts.
Why doesnt gravity go the other way?
Because it doesn't hasn't worked out the difference between left and right, yet!
Who is King Julian?
One of the patients in the psych ward
How do I get out of a wormhole?
You tap your heels together and say "There's no place like home, there's no place like home."
How is ground beef dug up?
The hamburger bun driving a bulldozer
Why isn't there a pupil in the eye of a needle?
Because a pupil is a student and a student wouldn't fit.
Who are you?
A person.
Who's that standing next to you?
Another person
Who is watching you?
Doctor Who
How come I'm always right?
Because everyone else went left...
Why do we need to eat?
So that the rest of the world can keep up with our obesity rate.
Why should everyone be nice to one another?
Because if you're not nice to them, they may spike your food.
How do you draw on the Sistine Ceiling without getting dizzy and nauseous?
I mix all the drinks and get drunk, before I get sober I do the drawing.
Is it better to be cleverly stupid or stupidly clever?
I prefer not to mix the two - so neither
Can you teach an elephant to sing?