Rake in the insurance money.
I'm so glad to have...
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Rake in the insurance money.
I'm so glad to have...
...an extra nipple.
The flightless Nargle bird of Ecuador has the curious ability of ...
not flying
A large hammer solves...
14th order differential equations with ease (and quite a lot of mess and damage!)
And so, having travelled for many days, without food, water or shelter, the weary voyager...
goes to the feast hall and feasts with someone of great importance.
Pirate shops have used...
...the "Arr"-word for far too long!
Don,t just do something,...
... which annoy people.
I just watched her make the same cake again. What's wrong ...
wit the foist one? You want I shoud toss it into traffic or what?
Talking like you are from New York doesn't fool...
... everyone. I am the only one whom you can fool!
Hacking is ...
extremely gross to the witness. Oh wait, that's hocking. (ick)
Never bring beer into the ocean because
...because you would not want to dilute it.
I'm off to get lunch, but will ...
eat only oatmeal because I'm so old I find chewing difficult. ;)
Plastic wrap makes ...
...it difficult to see anothers gender under the starlight.
If patio lanterns are as hell, then hob-knobs are sure to...
be brimstone.
Nobody ever got anything accomplished by simply making a fool out of...
other people, because they are merely snuffing candles so that their own more brightly should shine.
How can I defeat