For bobbing up and down, when in company of a beautiful woman.
Why do we need to breathe?
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For bobbing up and down, when in company of a beautiful woman.
Why do we need to breathe?
That's how you smoke pot.
Did the screw screw up the screwdriver, or the screwdriver screw up the screw?
Is this another one of those "What came first? The chicken or the egg" thing. I think it was the screw... or screwdriver... no screw... ar er...I"M SO CONFUSED.
Why are we asking pointless questions?
well then, we'll just write pointless sentences.
How many hours are in an hourglass?
As many as I can push in.
How many days are there - in one year week?
One long lousy day.
If vice is bad, why then do we need a vice president?
When the president is in the toilet.
Are we going through global warming?
No - people just keep turning the heater up...
Why is the sky blue?
To see the clouds better.
Why do some people get redder faces when they drink alcohol?
It acts as a warning for others...
What does the "cil" in "pencil" mean (if a pen is a pen)?
Because it's sound is 'sil' which is short for silly.
Why is this site called Literature Network Forum?
It sounds better than Whatdoucallit Website.
Why does a wood pencil taste so good when we're nervous?
Because we love trees
Why are we born?
To annoy our parents.
Are we ever going to grow up?
Yes at around 2012
Will the world end in 2012?