If you were a...

I'd be writing to the love of Bienvenu's life...convincing her who she ought to be in love with...

If you were wearing ruby slippers, what would you be wishing for?

Now, now... That would be telling. Let me give you half an answer, I would wish to be somewhere else right now.

If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?

The love of my life, my girls all the time, and enough money so that I wouldn't have to work...and be able to spend all my days with my family.

If you were a donkey, what would you do next?

Be stubborn forever and get away with it... Due to the fact that I was a donkey.

If you were a ruler, what would you govern?

My backyard (that's as much as I'd want to)

If you were Rapunzel, who would you let your hair down for?

I wouldn't... I cut it short. I'd be happy in the highest tower.

If you were prince charming would you save a princess or a damsel in distress?

I would save her no matter who I was...

If you were a princess, would you save a prince charming (or a pauper) in distress?

A pauper... Prince charming would probably dump me... Come to think of it, so would the pauper. Alright, I'll save them both and walk away alone. Again. :(

If you were a snack food, what type would you be?

Chips..They'll enjoy me at least!

If you were a singer, which artist would you cover?

Cher.

If you were a dance which type would you be?

step-dance
it's loud :D

if you were an eye what would be your favourite sight?

Smiles


If you were lipstick, what shade would you be?

A red rose.

If you were a dinner what sort of meal would be on you?

fried egg sandwich with some sliced cucumbers on the side.

If you were an adverb, what verb would you modify?

Come.

If you were a medicine, which disease would you cure?