Because 'word' beat up on 'person', so now they don't talk anymore.
Why am I so happy?
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Because 'word' beat up on 'person', so now they don't talk anymore.
Why am I so happy?
Because you are on the litnet forum.
Can you say something stupid?
Something stupid.
Can you fly with pigs?
Only when pigs fly.
Why are pigs fat?
Silly, birds don't fly!
Can I eat the spider??????
yes, eat the spider before Gozilla eats you.
Is 6 legs faster than 2?
Depends on how you count.
Can I have the cookie?
If you were the cookie jar, then yes.
if I split my hair, do I get twice as much hair?
Only if you were bald.
If I danced the tango on the beach - would I sink into the sand?
Can you dance the tango on the head of a pin? If so, quite possibly.
If we are all made up of atoms anyway, why don't parts of ourselves collect and connect to others' lips in the act of kissing?
Not everyone, only those they considered to be bombshells.
do I refill my glass when it's half full or wait till it's half empty?
First check if it is actually a glass.
Who lays the cartons the eggs come in?
The Carton Hen.
What entices a gambler to gamble?
Those people act oddly, so they gamble knowing the odds are on their side.
What are eyebrows for?