Because I told you so.
What is the bird?
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Because I told you so.
What is the bird?
The bird is chased by my cats. and the feathers bought into my house as a present. :rage:
Why is it dark in here?
That's because the Sun God lost in a game of chess.
We can flap our arms, so why can't we fly?
We can only fly on earth, the sky is not our realm.
While mothers whisper soft, why don't we see that they must go?
Because I stole a cookie.
Who eats cheese and crackers?
The man on the moon
Who slipped on a banana peel?
The dancing banana, after it's peeled :banana:
Why is the dog barking up the wrong tree?
Because it is drunk and sees two instead of one.
Who comes first?
That's right, Who's on first, what's on second and I don't know who's on third.
Why am I on litnet at 4.30am?
It's ok, it's only afternoon here.
As I'm driving, how do I apply eye makeup while making hair-pin turns?
using the windshield wipers, of course.
how why that is because?
Whatever.
Will I be on time if I sit on the clock?
Never! Never ever, ever, ever, EVER!
What is a why?
a who that didn't know what :p
why am i not a platypus?
Because I told you to!
Why doesn't 'word' and 'person' rhyme?