purist Person who declines cheap wine, probably because their spouse is present. Were the spouse absent, the "inferior brand" would be guzzled like a real wino!
Bummer
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purist Person who declines cheap wine, probably because their spouse is present. Were the spouse absent, the "inferior brand" would be guzzled like a real wino!
Bummer
Bummer: A device to maximize one's posterior so as to disrupt as much work by either either sex causing confusion and chaos which will eventually lead to the decline of all economic systems world wide.
Sushi
An onomatopoeic word for the noise of car tyres travelling through puddles on a wet evening in downtown Manhatten.
government.
government A form of organized crime with the members all supposedly elected by the people, for the people.
Music
A daughter of Mnemosyne after a night of too much Ouzo.
solace
Solace: A typically human concept, being an attempt to percieve a fringe benefit to abject misery.
Discord
The opposite of dat cord. A jazz term.
taxation
a form of theft perpeptrated by governments upon those stupid enough to vote for them. Sadly, it is also visited upon those who were smart enough not to vote for them too.
Fanion
A pungent garden vegetable that can be opened out and waved in front of the face, in order to cool oneself. Also, a way of making sure that nobody comes within a hundred yards of you.
headphones
Electronic cererbal implants allowing the garrelous to have both hands free to pick their noses.
rhapsody
The phone that is in charge of the other phones.
flashlight
Well shoot, looks like we both posted for the same word at the same time. I'll take
Rhapsody: a hip-hop breathy type of rap song about laying lawns and other types of grasses.
Flashllight
A lantern designed to be fitted to the inside of a dirty raincoat enabling the flasher to throw more light on those parts of his anatomy that would be better kept in the dark.
Counterfeit
A conniption at the abacus.
pantywaist
pantywaist That which keeps one from getting one's knickers in a twist
Lonesome
The motto of certain unscrupulous banks, as if you could imagine the concept of banks being unscrupulous.
steamroller
A powerful hair curler, as used by Hilda Ogden.
express.
Ex, being has-been, and press being an old method of printing, hence, an old litho-machine. Also, the name of a Dairy that delivered milk on floats that moved at 7 MPH maximum.
Suspender
Half a trapeze act.
inclination (and don't say Switzerland, there is nothing funny about the Swiss)
The art of drawing cartoons with a fountain pen.
The Swiss. (Sorry, Hack, couldn't resist it!)
Shouldn't they be in room 101? You know why nobody ever invades Switzerland? it's because when people start getting bolshy with them they threaten to burn all the money.
The Swiss is the noise people make when you threaten to burn their money.
Pelargonium
A urinal in the hometown of the "real" Robinson Crusoe, Alexander Selkirk.
mahogany
The Scottish celebration of the new year, as spoken by a reveller at about 4 in the morning.
gearbox
The place where a junkie keeps his stash.
Mower
A cut above the rest in the horticultural world.
biplane
a woodworking tool capable of shaving wood and skin simultaneously.
Corellation
Corellation Attempting and failing at comparing two objects so dissimilar as to be foolish
Fool
someone who just misses out on being cool by one letter.
seizes.
Illegally takes with such excuses as "Manifest Destiny" and "due process"
Judge
A man in a powdered wig and flowing red robes who condemns others for behaviour outside the norm.
electricity
something capable of sending shock waves across the body
bank
The side of a river, where all those avaricious men who work in the institutions with the same name should be taken, and pushed in.
whim
whim Acting in a manner that displays absolutely no inhibitions
Prison
An academy for the criminal classes.
barrack
a coat hook at the pub
recording
changing one's shoe laces
process.
Process: One who particularly favors taxation.
Grandeur
an ostentatious eur
kidnaped
kidnaped Your four year old fell asleep on the sofa
Nonsense
An organization promoting the elimination of coinage.
Ardent