they are a quidditch team in harry potter but the stupid part is its also a fan club that somehow follows the sport...............
can someone tell me how an answer on this thread could come to be more sad than stupid?
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they are a quidditch team in harry potter but the stupid part is its also a fan club that somehow follows the sport...............
can someone tell me how an answer on this thread could come to be more sad than stupid?
When you get sentimental about stupid stuff.
How come one leg is slightly longer than the other leg?
In my case, it was surgury during my teenage years, dunno about others! :lol:
Why is The 13th sad? :(
Because 7 ate 9 and nine was the 13th's friend. *ducks from readers response to illegal pun maiming*
Why do cars have 4 wheels and not 3?
Because if they have only free they will be made of Coca Cola!
Why milk is white?
Because nobody liked it when it was blue!!
Why do strawberrys have seeds on the outside?
Because they want to be like apples.
Why was it an apple that fell on Newton's head? Imagine if it had been the whole tree! Or a chimney pot? Now that would not have been so serendipitous.
Why do we say a man who has been knocked down by a car and had his arm broken was 'lucky'? !!!!!
because he could have snapped his spinal cord instead :sick:
Why am I so crazy about books?
To safeguard you from being crazy about dirty Kleenex. Books are much more sanitary.
Why do crickets chirp?
So you can tell what temperature it is outside!
Why do zuccini grow so big, and taste so bad when they're that huge? :sick:
Because our skin thought our bodies were going to be bigger.
How come we love lobsters, but no one eats spiders?
Birds eat spiders and we eat birds, but lobsters are loved so nobody dares to eat them!
Spiders are smaller and not worth the effort to chew.
Why do people like broccoli?
They don't, it's all pretense.
Why does brocolli excist?
To give dieticians something to praise.
I still don't see how getting one's arm broken is 'lucky'
Why do bees hum?
They don't know the words.
If an orange tastes sweet, what does a blue taste like?
(BTW, Aimus...broccoli is almost as nice as turnips. :D )
Sad. or like green without the yellow.
Why do some pens have click-buttons at the top, while others do not?
It's all a marketing ploy.
Why is the majority of womens pajamas PINK???
Because it's all a marketing stereotype. (Girls wear pink and purple, guys red and blue. Manly colors. O_o) I hate pink...
Why are Calvin and Hobbes so cool?
Oh, for far too many reasons to list!
Why is it called "blinking" when both eyes close and "winking" when only one eye closes?
I don't know. That question actually makes sense. Why is that so? I'll pass it on to the next person.
I've actually decided to answer this question. Because the word blinking consist of one more letter than winking.
Do you see me?
Uh, no. :)
Who let the dogs out?
The other dogs probably...
What is 2+2?
5, any fool knows that!, '2+2=5' See, five characters.
What is it with pseudo silk?
Silkworms formed a labor union.
What is it with faux leather, ie pleather? ;)
Faux cows. http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/sleepy/cowsleep.gif
What's a faux pas? :(
faux pas? That's a step in the fox trot.
Why do bees hum?
kathycf: They don't know the words.
Why are the old ones always the best?
Because they've got more moss on them... (A rolling stone...)
Why do people carry onions? :genuinely curious:
To ward off less favorable company that persists to be in your presense. Just Bite, chew, and exhale deeply. It'll be so bad, you'll be crying too. XD
What is you're definition of a fool?
Spelling the possessive your as you're...:p (<3 Bookinator)
Why do people insist on talking loudly on cell phones about very uncomfortable topics? In public places?
Because they're jealous of Book's spelling talents. :P
Why can't I spell? >.<
Because you never studied the MacMillan's Children Dictionary...like me...:wince:
Why can people not imagine a color outside of the seven in the spectrum?
Because we live in the matrix. Duh!
Boo!!! Were you scared?
Why, yes. Nearly as scared as I was upon seeing my electric bill last month! Yikes!
Why does my husband insist on turning up the heat when it costs so much?
Because he's already shivering from the thought of those bills!
Why do you come to the Literature Network Forums?
Is that a stupid question? Very well, because Toni forced moi to join, or else she wouldn't make me my favorite Coffee Latte! Darn...
Why is it that the red sea is not red?
Moses turned the Nile River to blood, not the Red Sea, he simply parted it. :angel:
Why is the Black Sea not black?
Because, secretly, :shhhh: whatever deity you believe in....:whisper: is color-blind.
Why is it impossible to lick your elbow?