King of the hill

The thing has the hill.

Poor thing, I walk through the barb wire as if it isn't even there, put my throne back where it belongs sit back down on it. I call forth two demons from the abyss. The demons take Thing with them, back into the abyss, where he will suffer eternal torment.

Never try to take the hill from the king!

I proclaim: My Hill or should I say, Maiden shrine! :D

Aimus the Iron Maiden fanatic ;) has te hill.

(and yes, I am the leading expert in my field :p)

Having visited the horned one down there yet again, we're getting rather chummy by now, he offers me some refreshments before I'm back on my mission to rid one hill of one AimusSage. Reincarnated into my cuddly gargoyle self, I fly over the Iron Maiden shrine, accidentally sending it crashing down the hill and into the sea surrounding it. Whoops, I'm sowwie (not)!
Heartbroken Aimus runs down the hill in hopes of saving the shrine from doom but he's too late. In his current state of mind, he throws himself into the raging waves of the sea and is immediatelly the main course of the piranhas.

My hill!

Jay is in possesion of the hill ( But not for long!)

Jay was too preoccupied with getting rid of Aimus to see me sneaking up with all my HI - Tech gadgets ( While making a force-field around MY HILL) I scare you and you run for your life. Screaming like a little girl.

My hill now!!

Im a she!!!!

(AAAAAAAAAARGHH! Thing you are in the Abyss, you can't ignore that fact. I hereby take the hill from you with the power of the time reversal button) :p

The gargoyle that thinks she is an expert but is in reality just plain crazy has the hill :p

I ask the horned one if he saw a crazy gargoyle recently, and when he tells me he gave her a refreshment, I kick him out of hell! How dare he. Now, as the defacto ruler of hell, the first thing I do is transport the hill to my new realm. and what a surprise, there is a tiny little gargoyle on top. I cast the gargoyle into the abyss, where it can suffer the same eternal toment as Thing! Rebuilding on top of the hill, the gigantic Iron Maiden shrine, I place on top a throne made of burning hellfire! I sit down on the throne, the flames surrounding me, keeping all enemies at bay.

My Hill! And all of hell trembles at these words.

back on earth a horned fellow feels a shiver going down his spine, as he looks into trashcans for something to eat.

Thingamajig, if you're a he or a she doesn't matter once you try to steal MY hill ;), but just for the record, I am a she myself, and I do NOT scream like a little girl, I scream like a gargoyle! :D

Aimus the wannabe ruler of hell is caught god-modding and expelled from hell, along with MY hill. Unfortunatelly, they forgot to expell the shrine as well... wonder why :p
The former ruler of hell, now reinstalled, is avenged on Aimus, who's dragged down there by an ankle, petrified (literaly, think a statue :p)

MY hill :p

Jay the gargoyle that screams like a little girl (she really does :nod:) has the hill

The statue is getting a little hot in hell, and soon becomes mobile again. My anger is fully directed toward a certain fella that thinks he can rule hell, and I grap him by the horns, open the door, and kick him out a second time! He falls right down on top of a gargoyle, that was just practicing her singing voice. (read: Little girl scream :p) The gargoyle is impaled on the horns, and Satan, with the weight of the Gargoyle on top, looses balance. trips over, and falls down the hill.

I take the maiden shrine, exit hell and reclaim MY HILL!

Aimus has the hill
I coat the sides of the hill with jelly, and yell "turnip" at Aimus. As he turns around he slides down the hill. Wearing my jelly proof shoes, I ascend the hill.
My hill...

No it's not, I call in a favour, and the martian come over to bombard the hill with turnips, being covered in turnips forces Kathy to inhale some of the air, alas on sniff of the turnip to many, and she turns crazy as a doorknob

Back to the proper owner, the hill is mine!

I hired a carnival to set up very near the hill. Aimus can't help but be drawn to the lights and general merriment and wanders down.

My Hill.

Papaya has the hill

I can't let her... Oh look a merry-go-round! :D

edit:
grrr, can't you post a little bit slower? Anyway, you still follow cap'n Papaya to the psych ward :p

Cap'n Papaya has the hill. (sorry, too slow! :p)

Papaya can't stand to watch the sheer suffering of Aimus, when he realized they played ONLY eRa on the carnival, and takes him to the nearest psych ward, leaving me free to walk up the hill and set camp atop. Good morning, Campers! :p

My hill!

That silly hillologist has the hill.

In the Psychward, I meet up with my good friends, Doctor Beancrazy and nurse Gonemad. They both conclude that I was put in the ward by mistake, and release me back into civilization. I run back to the hill, only to find the merry-go-round is gone. This angers me, and I slap the hill caretaker for not keeping it. I then proceed to draw circles in the sand, as I sit on top of my hill! :D

My Hill!

The green octopus has the hill.

I find poor Aimus another merry-go-round, a lot bigger and fancier than the one he had before, and send him play with it, on top of his hill, yes, that's right, his hill!
I take cover behind some stones, press a cute little red button, and suddenly, Aimus is all over the place. I play Imperial march and waltz to reclaim MY hill, whilst heavily breathing of course :p

In case you missed that tiny detail, MY hill :p

Darth Jay has the hill :)

I'm all over the place, but soon find myself back in an all to familiar place. I quickly turn up the heat, and exit through the front door. I find Darth Jay on top of the hill. Her heavy breating betrays her, and I start to run circles around her. Soon, she's out of breath, and dizzy, causing her to fall and tumble down the hill. :p

My hill! :D

Spaceball Aimus has the hill.

Good thing the hill's not too lumpy (it is when I'm tumbling down it ;)) so I suffer no worse injury than a few scrapes, which only succeed in getting me in a grumpy mood. I grump all the way up the hill again, breathing heavily. After I reach the top, I try to catch my breath, but failing miserably, I just take my shoes off and throw them at Aimus, who loses ballance trying to duck the second shoe and falls off the BUMPY side of the hill :p

My hill!

Jay's Smelly feet have the hill

I guess it's gasmask time again. I take the inflatable gasmask from my backpack, and use my clean and fresh breath to inflate it. I put on the mask, and notice that the bumpy side was really bumpy. How I survived that is a miracle. I must have a guardian angel somewhere. :)

I run around to the smooth side of the hill, and run back up. Jay is still breathing heavily, bend double due to the lack of air. A quick and swift kick to the buttock area causes her to tumble once more, but as she is positioned on the bumpy side of the hill, she now must endure what I endured, alas her guardian angel was not so attentive, and she dies from the fall.

My hill!

Aimus has the hill.

seeing how speedy Aimus is, I hide behind a tree and trip him as he's speeding about the hill. Aimus falls into a hole in the ground and find himself in China.

My Hill

Papaya has the hill.

She finds herself half sitting, half lying under a tree on top of the hill, when a really huge apple falls off the tree, merely missing Papaya's hed :p. Papaya jumps from surprise and goes investigate the really huge apple. She tries to lift it from the ground, but she cannot, it's that heavy! Suddenly, a cute & cuddly, warm & fuzzy gargoyle grabs her in its claws and sits Papaya on top of the tree. Papaya can't get off it so the C&C, W&F gargoyle claims the hill!

Gaaar, my hill :p

Jay the C&C and W&F gargoyle has the hill.

(meanwhile in china) *speaks chinese* 'hello earthling, do not worry about me, I must capture a hill somewhere'
I run off, and soon have the hill in my sights again. The gargoyle never learns. I take a few stones, and throw them in her direction. Throwing to miss ofcourse, but she's startled and flies of, straight into the apple tree, she falls down, and the huge apples fall out of the tree on top of her, crushing her cute and cuddly, fuzzy and warm body. Such an unfortunate accident. :D

I have my hill!

Jay, the hillogist's hill...

I'm too lazy to do anything but glare at hillogist Jay... Jay wets his/her pants [I'm disoriented, mind you.. Mother me at a more convinient time.. say.. 12 mn...]

I have the hill, anyone who wants to take... kill me first....

shinigami's hill

Fool bribes Zues with a hand full of batteries. Zues blasts the hill with lightening until it is vacant. Fool climbs atop the now vacant hill.

Fool's hill.

Shinigami has the hill.

As I approach the hill I don't see anybody atop it. I walk up and accidently step on tiny shinagami, I scrap her off my shoe with a paper towel and throw it to the wind.

My Hill.

Damn I'm slow. Fool has the hill.

I walk up the hill, when I see fool I pull out of my pocket some shiney beads an baubles. Fools is fascinated by the shiny objects and follows them as I roll them down the hill.

My Hill.

Imthefoolonthehill and Papayahed don't see each other yet. As each comes up to the summit from opposite sides of the hill, they startle each other and run the way they came from, and one runs to Tokyo, the other to Cranston.

The hill is mine, as I happen to be in the neighborhood.

Mililalil has the hill.

It's amazing how nobody noticed the king of the hill sitting in his throne, watching the proceedings. I find it my duty to cleanse the hill of all unwanted presence. I take a windscreen wiper, and throw it at mililalil. It hits him in the arm. He is confused as he does not see a windscreen, and goes in search of one, so he might use the windscreen wiper to wipe the windscreen.

My Hill!

Aimus has the hill.

I remeber who's king, and hand him a toothbrush. He runs off in search of a terlet to scrub.

My hill!

Mililalil has the hill

A What? Terlet? Anyway, I walk back up the hill and kick him off my hill with the boot of righteousness, I sit back down on my throne.

My hill!

Aimus's hill.

Little did he know but in his absence I rigged dynamite to the bottom of Aimus' throne. I flip the switch and aimus is blown to Outer Space.

My Hill.

Papaya's hill...

I flush a toilet that leads directly above her.. She melts...

I have the hill....

[Have any of you guys ever heard of "chibi"??? My avatar is small for a reson!!not to mention cuter than any painting, picture, lint, fly, tadpole or whatever... so there!!]

Shingamini has the hill.

I put her carefully into an envelope with breathe holes and a fresh supply of turnip and banana blizzard within as feed, and I mail her off to Pensive to keep as a pet.

My hill!

Mil XXIV seems in possession of what once was a hill...

I wonder where friend Loki, the Eggborn went, for perhaps he could give better lessons in the surpreme power of the Dragon. I do appreciate The Green Sage reclaiming the hill from the Horned One. Dragons do not fear his fire but we don't like him either. He has taken our name as his own before, so we hate him! Does Jay not realize that Gargoyles are at least part Dragon? No wonder I had problems controling my student. Ah, much work must be done. But still MY HILL. I write it in letters of flame...

Pendragon has the hill
I call in the volunteer fire dept. to erase the flaming letters. They in turn call the police and they arrest Pen for arson. Or something like that. Anyways...
The Hill is Mine!

Kathy has the hill

Technically she doesn't, as I have the deed, and the deed is in my name, it's even mentioned on the paper. I shove it in her face, and she reluctantly gives up the hill, to avoid getting blown to smithereens by me.

My throne, my Iron Maiden shrine, my Hill!

Famous King Aimus sits atop the hill.

As I know that the Green One is famed for his wisdom, I fly up and propose a philosophical question. Is there truly is point to our fighting over this flippin' hill? If Aimus the Great Sage wants his Iron Maiden Shrine, a Dragon can make one that is nigh indestructible. I can manipulate both time and dimensions, so united, we'd be much stronger. Is an Eagles Shrine, Kansas Shrine, John Denver Shrine, whoever, and let in whom we please really all that bad?

We are still in negotiations atop the hill, Aimus and Pendragon, and I've moved it out of phase with real time while we do so.

The hill is in negotiation.

Negotiating over the hill.

A hill which is freely available to all is what I have tried to achieve for ages, under my benign rule, all beings would co-exist peacefully on this very hill. Unfortunately, many see it necessary to contest my rule. Most notoriously the gargoyle known as Jay, whose persistant attacks have ruined more then one hill already. Sometimes harsh measures are needed to re-affirm my rule, unfortunate as it might be, that the hill becomes a battleground as a result. But on such a battleground, a new stronger foundation for co-existance will emerge. I hope that the dragon and I can be in agreement.

It is my hill, free for all that choose to co-exist peacefully. :)

Aimus's hill!!

Robin shows up and looks at the hammer and sickle flag waving over the hill. Sends thugs to assassinate Aimus (in Mexico) with an ice pick.

My hill! Down to communism!!

I drag myself up the cruddy hill, hand M'Lord a ten thousand dollar gift certificate to the superhero supply centre in Guam. He leaves so fast I can't see him for dust.
I am not in a great mood, so I put in underground sprinklers and turn them on....full blast...........whoever tries to come up the hill has tons of slimey grundgy mud to wall in.
I put a flag up to commerate those gone from our forum.The Maiden is shined to an unearthly glow.
I talk to my star and she tells me she had a bummer of a day with mouthy asteroids too. We sigh...........
The hill is ours and somehow the victory is hollow.

Rachel has the hill.


I bring some sort of balm for Rachel's burns and toss them down the hill. Rachel runs after them.

I have the HILL!

that is what you think dear.
I use the balm(thankyou) and drag myself back up the hill, glad at least for me the sprinkler system is off.
I lift up abasket stuffed with fish and chips and beer and offer it to Virg IF he agrees to eat it at the bottom because my stomach is upset.
He is petulant for a few minutes but then the aroma is too much for him. He sighs and agrees.
Bye bye, have a nice dinner.
I have the hill. what to do what to do.
I keep having the terrible feeling Papaya or Jay are lurking around here for over yonder hiding in the scrawny branches of a lone tree I see two crows.They have their beady little eyes on me. I have to find out so I offer some food. ONe comes and swoops away my offering the other just cackles and whispers-LIKE A PERSON !!!!YIKES.!
But which is which , I mean who is the crow. swine black magic.

Rachel is on the hill

I walk up the side in my casual, but regal manner, and sit on my throne. The crows flee from the tree, away from the hill, in utter fright.

My hill!