Papaya's 'The Amazon Queen'

*clunk* 'twas you that polished that mast, weren't it? darned slippery thing it be! an' here i wanted to slip in all quiet like, and instead have bruised me bleeding ar*e!

Scher? beggin' yer pardon, where ye be?

<<Scher, it's amuse, i'd really like to sail with you and your esteemed crew, if I may be so bold as to presume upon you while you're busy at the helm.>>

i dinna can cook or fire cannon, but i can make some fighty mine grub if it be someone's birfday, and this sword makes a nice clean sound when i whistle it through some scurvy knave who won't hand over his gold or his (can't type the next with a staight face :D) booty.

I've been polishing no masts, I only specialize in thrones and decks :p

Barfday? Now what a nice imaginative way to call such a special day!

Cap'n Scher's unfortunately retired :(

i were goin' to slip in quiet like and fix that mistake! am making a bleedin' mess of silence, ain't i? :D :D

mebbe i had a little too much grease on my hands from pulling out the innards of that first lieutenant some days ago, a bit cheeky he was. must make sure not to slip on the deck, a bit clumsy now and then.

hallo, Jay! :)

Papaya, may i join? i'll pick ya lots of um...i know!...papayas and mangoes when we land at beautiful islands. :) an' i ain't led any mutinies or nothin' in my bleedin' life. ;)

plus, i'll be a silly, harlequin-like addition at all barfdays, birfdays and such. an' it ain't like we can git a jester noplace near to these waters on short notice.

Greetings, Az! :D

Everything looks quiet. Feel like stirring some trouble over at the Dasterdly Stan's? :p

:p Greetings, Jay!!! Definitely, where ye be? Think I missed ya when i were catchin' a bit of shut-eye...

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Greetings, Az! :D

Everything looks quiet. Feel like stirring some trouble over at the Dasterdly Stan's? :p

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Are ye stirring up trouble again???? :rolleyes: :p Just leave yer socks over here at ye old Amazon.

:crash: :crash: :crash: yar, here we be stirin the trouble! :crash: :crash: :crash:


Jaffa kree!
Prepare to attack!

So it's Cowardly Stan's now? I don't need any Jaffa to wipe a deck with ya, cap'n ;), I'd even leave my socks in the biohazard container this time :p

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So it's Cowardly Stan's now? I don't need any Jaffa to wipe a deck with ya, cap'n ;), I'd even leave my socks in the biohazard container this time :p

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Cowardly Stans! Cowardly Stans! CoWaRdLy StAnS!1!1!

yarrrr, letus draw steel!, yar, and fer I run ye trhough, by happenchance deh ye be knowin where me sails er? :D

YAAARRGH!!!

~draws his bowstring tight~

*Waves around sail fragments pulled from AimusSage's "sleeves"*

Take that! :p

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Originally Posted by Stanislaw

yarrrr, letus draw steel!, yar, and fer I run ye trhough, by happenchance deh ye be knowin where me sails er? :D

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Sails? What sails? :cool: :D

*draws her sword*
Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! :D

Indigo? In that case, shouldn't it be "Prepare to dye"?

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Indigo? In that case, shouldn't it be "Prepare to dye"?

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:lol:

yep, which color do you choose Robin??

Wont it obviously be green? :D But, if the dye is Indigo, how will it become green? :confused:

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Sails? What sails? :cool: :D

*draws her sword*
Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! :D

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:D but I don't have 6 fingers! I scarcely be havin 5! :D

...and that's on BOTH hands!! :D

Six fingers on each hand. Is that how Cap'n types so well and flourishes his sword in such a pirate like way? If he was ambidextrous to boot, yon Amazons not be standing a chance. :p

No no no - on both hands, taken together. :p

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...and that's on BOTH hands!! :D

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No no no - on both hands, taken together. :p

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Exactly!, unless ye be countin hooks as fingers? :D

Chewed them fingers off when you were nervous, oh cap'n Stan? Or afraid? :brow:

15 Amazons on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho ho
And a box of KitKats!

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Chewed them fingers off when you were nervous, oh cap'n Stan? Or afraid? :brow:

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never as such...each was lost o by means of glorious battles, or accidents befer we hired a cook. :D

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Originally Posted by Scher

15 Amazons on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho ho
And a box of KitKats!

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:p Someone should guard that box in case Dasterdlies think of inventing their own treasure chest as well... or worse, stealing ours! Guard them KitKats with your lives! :D

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never as such...each was lost o by means of glorious battles, or accidents befer we hired a cook. :D

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Oh, you courageously battled with potatoes and lost? :D

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Oh, you courageously battled with potatoes and lost? :D

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YES!, er NO!, wait er minute, that is not correct...er, it was yams...thems is sneaky

:D

Sneaky and very dangerous it seems. I think we should hire more of them and send them marching towards the Dasterdly shell they call a ship ;)

Yam-kebabs, anyone? ~brandishes his bow~

yam kebabs...the foe you can safely eat!