I'll have to look those up, thank you! Read this one if you haven't already. http://www.lahacal.org/gentleman/twain.html
He wrote instructions on how to rescue a lady from a burning building. :lol: It's absolutely hysterical.
Let's see, books...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which everybody and their grandmother has mentioned already. XD
The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy. Sir Percy in his fop-mode is priceless, as is Marguerite's encounter with this one disgusting innkeeper and the snuff/black pepper incident. (Never snort pepper, folks.)
Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger. I didn't care for Holden as a person, so for me this book was mostly a good source of schadenfreude. I'm a horrible person. :thumbs_up
A Patchwork Planet, Anne Tyler. A former derelict tries to get his life back in order.
To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee. Scout is just too funny. XD
Hamlet, Shakespeare. Hamlet's one-liners are pretty good.

