If I were a ______, what would you be?

unconvinced

If I were supercilious, what would you be?

Chocolate

If I were my domain's master, what would you be?

at your service

If I were a reality show, what would you be.

Re-evaluating

If I were a liquor, what would you be?

uh..no

If I were being difficult, what would you be

Annoyed.

If I were annoyed what would you be?

Sad.

If I were sad, what would you be?

Sending you a :grouphug:

If I were a tree, what would you be?

Smokey the Bear

If I were a bridge, what would you be?

Crossing that bridge when I get there. :frown2: Sorry, couldn't help myself.

If I were a river, what would you be?

The river goddess

If I were luke skywalker, what would you be?

Wet

If I were an oasis, what would you be?

YODA

If I were a nobody, what would you be?

@triter: a refugee
@iamnobody: nothing.

If I were a kitten, what would you be?

cooing, sad to say

If I were a an investor, what would you be?