The New Alphabetical Story Game

Only Phil Donahue ended up getting to the detination of the night of nights to end the ending of all nights of nights, before Tony and company could get in the front door.

Phil Donahue then quickly contracted ADD and ADHD from a toilet seat, four minutes later succumbing to his illness.

Quirinius showed up with the Muskateers and Robin lagging behind, and Tony Danza told them that Phil needed them to take him to emergency so that everyone else could stay and party.

Ravishing was my appearence, and at the party I asked Tony Danza to dance. He declined.

Satisfied that he was just in his decision, everyone formed a circle around him and lifted him up on their shoulders to hail him their king!

"Turniphead!" I called at the so called king "Your talk show stinks!" and they dropped him, realizing their unjust error and recognized their new queen.

Unfortunately, I realized all too late that women quite simply lack the intellectual abilities to govern properly, so I gave the job to Quirinius and went back to reading "The Fountainhead."

Very good judgement, if you ask Tony Danza, who was never about to vote for himself, nor for a female that isn't thrilled about his talk show!

Women, erm, what??

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lack the intellectual abilities to govern properly

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Pish posh! :lol:

Xavier's wife, Lolita, thought a little about it, then tightened her grip on Davoarid's neck-tie, saying over and over, "So, Davo! What's say men was called 'women', and women 'men'? Know what I be meanin'? Too bad you can't kick my shins back like I'm now back-kickin' yers!"

You took the words right out of my mouth! ;)

Zoologicalities aside, dears, (bears, planktonites, rocs), Lolita stood over her prey like a mistress of all things fleeing.

Alright! We are back to the beginning.

But the end, it seems, is straight ahead, as seen through Tony Danza's eyes!

"Choke, damn you, choke" I yelled at Tony Danza, who was chewing an inordinately large wad of grape flavored bubble gum.