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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Six vast and trunkless legs of chiffon
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions had
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless pants.
The hand that sewed them, and the legs they clad.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants:
Look on my trousers, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."
- Percy Pants Shelley
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My story like that of pants has no begining and no end. *smiles*
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A Drinking Song
W.B. Pants
Wine comes in at the mouth
And pants comes in at the eye;
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old an die.
I lift the pants to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh.
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Hope is the thing with PANTS that perches in the soul...http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/pri.gif
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The Law:
Not to go on All-Fours; that is the Law. Are we not pants?
Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not pants?
Not to eat Fish or Flesh; that is the Law. Are we not pants?
Not to claw the Bark of Trees; that is the Law. Are we not pants?
Not to chase other Men; that is the Law. Are we not pants?
from The Island of Doctor Moreau ('pants' replacing 'men')
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"May the pants be with you" :D
I think this has already been done already, though... not sure... (it has to though, in 14 pages o.O)
"Follow the White Pants"
Chapter 5- Pants from a caterpillar
Chapter 11 - Who stole the pants?
"Please, would you tell me," said Alice, a little timidly, ... "why your pants grin like that?" (from the book, Alice in Wonderland)
"Slowly, the grin disappeared, until nothing was left but the pants. This is nearly as scary as the other way around." (From Terry Pratchett, regarding Greebo)
"It's very good jam," said the Queen.
"Well, I don't want any to-day, at any rate."
"You couldn't have it if you did want it," the Queen said. "The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday—but never jam to-day."
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your pants."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
"Can you do Addition?" the White Queen asked. "What's one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?"
"I don't know," said Alice. "I lost count."
"She can't do Addition," the Red Queen interrupted. "Can you do Subtraction? Take nine from eight."
"Nine from eight I can't, you know," Alice replied very readily: "but—"
"She can't do Subtraction," said the White Queen. "Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife—what's the answer to that?"
"I suppose—" Alice was beginning, but the Red Queen answered for her. "Bread-and-butter, of course. Try another Subtraction sum. Take a bone from a dog: what remains?"
Alice considered. "The bone wouldn't remain, of course, if I took it—and the dog wouldn't remain: it would come to bite me—and I'm sure I shouldn't remain!"
"Then you think nothing would remain?" said the Red Queen.
"I think that's the answer."
"Wrong, as usual," said the Red Queen: "the dog's pants would remain."
"But I don't see how—"
"Why, look here!" the Red Queen cried. "The dog would lose its pants, wouldn't it?"
"Perhaps it would," Alice replied cautiously.
"Then if the dog went away, its pants would remain!" the Queen exclaimed triumphantly.
From Through the Looking Glass
"Mother of Pants!"
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Oh, forgot the famous online joke:
"All your pants are belong to us"
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"And my PANTS from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor shall be lifted--it's washday!" :lol: :lol: :lol:
PS. Edit: Jeff Foxworthy says: You might be a redneck if you're naked on washday! :D :lol:
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2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor. The 9000 series are the most reliable pants ever made. No 9000 pants have ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.
--Hal (the Computer)
Coconuts
This morning I shot an elephant in my pants. How he got in my pants I'll never know.
--Groucho Marx
Apollo 13
Pants, we have a problem!! --Tom Hanks
The Color Purple
Until you do right by pants, everything you think about is going to crumble.
--Whoopi Goldberg
Babe
That'll do, pants. --Jame Cromwell
A League of Their Own (1992)
There’s no crying in pants!.
--Tom Hanks
The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai (1984)
Remember, no matter where pants go, there pants are.
--Peter Weller - title character
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Titanic
Jack:
"I am the King of the pants!"
and
"Pants, Pants, you know me. You know me!"
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The Grapes of Wrath
Can't nobody lick us, Pa. We're the pants.
--Jane Darrell to Henry Fonda
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"I know not what course others may take; but as for me, Give me liberty or give me pants!" A speech by Patrick Henry.
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"Alas, poor pants! I knew them, Horatio! My favorite pair! Loved them, even!"
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If I am out of my pants, it's all right with me, thought Moses Herzog.
I have that within which passeth pants.
See, how she leans her cheek upon her pants!
In the world according to Garp, we're all terminal pants.
this game is hilarious :lol:
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"Four pants and seven years ago..." Lincoln
