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Maybelline was the damsel's sweet name.
The brave knight thought the dragon's to blame.
He should find someone else,
But there ain't no one else
For a knight with his sight on that dame.
Nice one, Melanie! I hope to read more!
Here's what the damsel and her dragon might by playing if they were on motorcycles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UWRypqz5-o
Limericks make you laugh and sometimes groan
To make one up you won't need your trombone
Just between the two of us
The rhymes can be ludicrous
Like most things they're better with friends than alone
*I'm still trying to figure out what to do about the unrequited love of a knight-errant in a V-8 Ford chasing a damsel and a dragon in a Cadillac convertible coup up Grapevine Hill.
The knight found the damsel distressed
The dragon was groping her breasts
By the side of the road
In convertible mode
As their Cadillac coupe had no gas
The knight leaped gallantly from the V-8 Ford
Charging ahead while unsheathing his sword
The damsel she gasped
The knight then laughed
When everyone saw Dan-Dragon had prematurely scored
With a flourish the knight's on the scene.
The foul dragon retreats through the green.
The pure damsel is saved
From a dragon depraved,
But that knight's now alone with the teen.
"Now, I'd lay down my life for one's honor",
said the knight in his shining armor.
But he scratched his head,
"Methinks I'm misled,
"She can't be a teen with those knockers".
Now that he had the girl, he wasn't sure what to do
He stared at her gazongas and turned a bright-red hue
The damsel smiled sweetly
The knight went weak-kneed
He found the dog and said, Miss, I and Bill must bid you adieu
The damsel sat wondering why
The good knight didn't give her a try.
Do voluptuous curves
Undermine knightly nerves?
Where's that dragon when men say goodbye?
The dragon resorted to drinkin'
Some grog from his flagon I'm thinkin'
While cruisin' the sea
on "The Honalee"
But cruise ships are known for their sinkin'
The cruise, till it sank, did some good
And the grog helped the way that grog should.
Karaoke was playing.
The dragon was swaying.
The moon did whatever it could.
But Pirates saved the ship and it's crew
Not what Pirates are oft' known to do
But they'd heard of some booty
And I don't mean the nudie
From the french nudist tour group, LaRue.
There was plenty of booty aboard
Including the kind one can hoard.
With the ship saved from sinking
The grog's saved for drinking.
The showgirls? A giggly reward.
The damsel was distraught there was no consoling
The dragon was out at sea pitching and rolling
Odd end to a story
Hardly an allegory
Bill the dog and the knight just up and went bowling
You said Bill and the knight bid adieuQuote:
Originally Posted by Sancho
to the damsel in post 202
Then she asked #203
where do dragons flee
so on the sea the story ensued.
I thought you were trying to end the dog and knight part with "adieu". I apologize if I misunderstood.
I'll sit back and just watch for now as I don't want to ruin the fun flow that was going on. Hardly an allegory?
:wave:
(^good one, Melanie)
Awe shucks there's no plot we've agreed on
Ain't gotta be no rhyme nor reason
We're on a run
Just having fun
However not to rhyme would be treason
*I just thought it'd be funny for a dog named Bill and a chivalric knight in a full suit of shiny armor to go and spend an evening together at a Bowling Alley.