Nobody put up with him ranting all the time, so he wrote it all down instead.
Who likes country music?
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Nobody put up with him ranting all the time, so he wrote it all down instead.
Who likes country music?
The horses. And cows.
Why are you located everywhere you go?
Check out the other thread. I put it in there, even before I'd seen this. Weird.
What's a bass?
It's the Bottom of the glASS.
Where is Uzbekistan?
Near all the other 'Stans.
Why do worms "multiply" when you chop them in half?
Just like how the turtles multiplied when the monkey tried to boil him. :lol:
Why do superheroes wear tights?
because spandex is HOT! :lol:
Why don't we have a women's football leauge?
they have long hair
why was his family name "Shakespeare" not "Throw-a-spear"?
Because his ancestors were dancers
Why is American paper money green?
Because blue is simple too arrousing for them.
Why doesn't 1+1=2?
Because you were looking at it sideways
Why must we recycle?
Because if you don't Greenpeace will blow you up with H Bombs.
Why are there so many wars?
Because people in power keep giving other people in power a funny look or dont return their pens, this evokes a very strong urge to mass-kill.
Why is gum sticky?
Because the candy tycoons get a sick sense of satisfaction everytime they see a kid with gum stuck of their nose or in their hair...
Why are the words awesome and awful treated so differently?
So they don't grow up resenting each other for having to always share their birthday parties.
Why do women with big hair always sit in front of me at the movie theatre?