Dear Mom, I put a couple of people in Hell today.

Dear Mom, I put fayefaye in Hell today.

LOL. that's horrible!! i hope not! i'm gonna start going to church. counteract ur bad influence.

FayeFaye. I believe in hell. I believe it has to be the most unbearable thing in existence (except maybe for John Denver)....

At any rate...I joke about hell because it is fun to do so. I enjoy telling people why they are going to hell (because they tipped the waiter 13% rather than 13.5%). I enjoy the common steroetype of "You stay out of hell by your good works"... which... accoording to Christianity (most people who seem to be joking about hell come from a Christian background) is totally false

I enjoy selling children into homoerotic slavery on the black market, which seems to be a hit with the priests these days.

Really? I've got a couple of friends that are looking to add to their colletions.(They keep dying from sigmoid flexure hemorrhages.)

that's disgusting abdo.

-john denver-lol.

Im glad to see my little attempt at humor was not in vain.

Don't quit your day job Abdo.

Did you stay up all night thinking of more generic one-liners?

lol.

Nope, Istayed up all day and night to think up that one

Uh... I thought that WAS a generic one-liner. :)

I don't sleap much.:D

;)
this thread's floating to the bottom, and if abs isn't here, there's no way I'm going to let it die now.

I'll post to that.