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Escher is amazing! And so is Stephen Hawkins! Although it is much easier for me to get my head around Escher. I wish I was better at science! I need to study it more.
Warning to general public: do NOT read the following poem if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
Liberty & Freedom for Butt-****ing Grizzly Bears!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The President of the United States of America
Accidentally fell into the booty hole of the Statue of Liberty yesterday
So the United States military came to the rescue
And blew up all the planets of the universe
Ronald McDonald the Clown, the spokesperson for American culture, commented:
“Pluppa ping-pongs gotta be bombed, otherwise the terrorist titties will go boing-boing-boing!”
In other news, feminists & born-agains have joined forces, and are demanding that penises be banned
Also, due to lack of maintenance, the United States of America has collapsed
And now, across a giant landscape of rubble from sea-to-shining-sea
Working-class Americans are celebrating their liberty & freedom to be homeless, cold, & hungry
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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The Invasion of the Subconscious…
A poem by Wolf Larsen
10 million Wolf Larsen clones are amassing on the border of your mind
And your thoughts are smashing up against reality
As you swim down a river of beer into the vagina of the Fertility Goddess
And now your spermatozoa are singing songs of joy
As the 4 star generals wrap mushroom clouds up as Christmas presents
And space alien thoughts fall upon the planet Earth
While you dream forever in your grave
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEhf...nel=WolfLarsen
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The Erection Motel in Heaven
A poem by Wolf Larsen
You’re marrying an ugly ugly
Because your penis is a gift from Bozo the Clown
And that’s why it’s penis penis for everyone who wants yippeeeeeee
Because yippeeeeee is the hoot and the crash and the WOW
You goin’ cancer with all the meow?
Well, it’s time for all of us to marry some ugly ugly
It’s time to shoot our spermatozoa into 6,000 human languages
And watch the wild-growling-animals grow out of our words
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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World War 3 Ejaculation Cumming!
Got Your Umbrellas?
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The nuclear missiles are ready…
Tick Tock! Tick Tock!
The nuclear missiles are laughing & laughing in the missile silos…
Tick Tock! Tick Tock!
The Big Beepity Bing Bong of France says: “Happy peace just a mushroom cloud away!”
The Boopity Bop King of Ukraine says: “Peace is just a strawberry cheesecake away!”
Meanwhile, the nuclear missiles in their silos are singing with happiness…
As the American President pulls out the Presidential Ding-Dong from between his legs and sternly says: “Whooooops!”
While the Russian Czar goes plapper with the blapper and says: “I don’t want no nutty NATO nuts nutting on my doorstep!”
As the nuclear missiles get ready for the BIG ejaculation of World War 3
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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Circus Clown Sunrise…
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Brains be boppin’!
Crashes Koo – Koo whoopee yes?
You foopin’ foopin’ with all the ha-ha WOW?
Zops be zoppin’!
Flying words are now delicious!
Hairy vaginas singing their singy songs!
You going to get your new face yesterday?
Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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Warning: do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
The Big Butt-****ing Red White & Blue
A poem by Wolf Larsen
With hundreds of solar systems full of koala bear butt-****ing
And with PLOP and BANG going yes yes yes with the big NO
And with wild symphonies flying all around the sky
And with billions & billions of space alien eyeballs headed towards the planet Earth
And with electric-neon-staircases spiraling all around the universe
And with rabid verbs roaring through the night
Resolved, that all American soldiers shall immediately throw off their clothes
And begin the big naked butt-****ing butt-****ing butt-****ing
As we all together proudly sing our big butt-****ing national anthem of
Butt-****ing butt-****ing & more butt-****ing
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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The Sky is Hopping Up-and-Down!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
It’s time to attack!
Attack with lots of cherries!
Attack the flying saucers with hot dog penises!
Attack the verbs in everybody’s heads with lots of banging-banging nouns!
We are growing out of each other’s heads!
We are zoops with so much zip!
We are the now we want!
Let’s become other species!
Let’s become fiery verbs!
Let’s become the end of the poem…
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry & plays & novels on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ5U8np-IRY&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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This thread will be self-published as a book of poetry entitled: "I Moon The Human Race"
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Cool !
Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor STATELY
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Thank you Tailor Stately.
