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Sonata for Sex with a Stranger
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Your pussy tastes like cannibalism
The flute is kissing down your thighs toward your feet
And the violins are making the world go round & round
And the trumpet is throwing kisses all over your face
And now the saxophone stands up
And the saxophone starts painting art in all the caves of the world
And as the saxophone plays you’re dancing in fields of flowers
As the tongue of the sun kisses you all over
And now the drums play earthquakes
As waves of rivers from the Female Orgasm Goddess begin bursting forth
And now you’re laying in the sun’s rays looking up at the blue sky
And the happy words of clouds are flowing above in joy
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkrS...nel=WolfLarsen
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The Statue of Liberty Sitting on Wolf Larsen’s Face
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I grab a chainsaw and I cut up the Italian Renaissance
Into a postmOdern-poRnOgraPhic-sCuLptuRe
And then I parade the Italian Renaissance through the trailer parks of America
And then everybody in the trailer parks of America ****s the Italian Renaissance up the ***
As the Demopublican & Republicrat politicians of America make speeches as they stand inside of big boiling pots
And then all the American people say grace and praise Satan
As they sit down to a delicious bipartisan dinner of Demopublicans & Republicrats
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Hi! I’m an Orangutan! I mean Homo Sapiens!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Splashing down Mount Everest
Is the female orgasm
And in the spring
Symphonies & poetry grows
All over the city
And then the man’s Spermatozoa
Creates the Big Bang!
Which grows inside the galaxy of your mama’s tummy
Until the symphony 9 months later
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Poetry is Insanity, Insanity is Poetry
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I stack millions of brains on top of each other to create the poem
I **** the poem with thousands of languages
The words dance out of the poem and into your brains and out of your ears and up into the sky
Then everybody’s thoughts fly up past the sky and into the universe
We all jump from the floating scrotum called the planet Earth
And into the big orgy of poetry
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Another Winter of Death Painting Everything Black
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I was writing poetry with too many heads
And now each line of poetry is thousands of hearts beating
And the cold winds are carrying my death everywhere
And endless doors are opening & closing in each poem
And all the doors lead into other else’s imagination
And now wave after wave of memories of millions of people are drowning you
So you grab ahold of the sky
And you pull yourself up into heaven
Where God is waiting for you with his humongous Boner
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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She Sings Hundreds of Colors Splashing All Over a Canvas
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Thousands of tongues & vaginas are singing an opera together
While all the skyscrapers are ****ing an apocalypse into the sky
And while all our heads float up past the sky into the universe
Birds fly all around our heads and sing us poetry
And more poetry drips out of all the paintings
And more poetry drips out of all the music
As the AI robots dance all over the earth
Celebrating our extinction
Copyright 20921 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o998r-pIEkI&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Wolf & Satan Passionately Kissing
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Satan and I are making love
In the Garden of Eden
And God comes up playing his penis like a saxophone
And his saxophone like a penis
And the naked Virgin Mary is standing above Satan & I making love
And she’s singing operatic arias
And Satan is singing the most sensuous tenor
As I sodomize Satan with my beautiful thick pen
And then my pen ejaculates the words of this poem into Satan
As God ejaculates all the musical notes from his saxophone
All over us
Amen
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Every Time They Open Their Mouths We Laugh & Laugh & Laugh
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Russians ain’t gentrifying us out of our neighborhoods
Nor are they Chinese or Koreans
Rich whites driving Porsche Cayennes telling us poor whites how “privileged” we are
The rich whites whitewash the history of a black man lynched every day when the Democrats ran the South
And whenever a rich white liberal sneezes the "militant" black nationalists look concerned and ask: “We sick boss?”
(Donations you’ve got lots of friends)
And here in the North I live in super-segregated Blue State Chicago
The more these Porsche Cayenne driving animal-rights crusading holier-than-thou donkey-voting clowns
Open those holes in their faces
The more I laugh
Rich donkey or rich elephant?
I laugh & laugh & laugh at all of them
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Advance permission is given to all to share the above poem either in Internet or physical form, as long as the poem is not edited, the poet is given credit, and the intent of such publication is not hostile.
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Wolf Larsen ****ing the Roman Empire Up the ***
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I’m playing music with the 10 million skyscrapers inside your head
And Tchaikovsky is inside your Balzac conducting all your spermatozoa
Into a beautiful waltz
While the music falls like waterfalls
Into everybody’s heads
And as the Roman emperors all wait in line to give Tchaikovsky & Wolf Larsen blow jobs
Tchaikovsky & Wolf Larsen are smiling at each other
As Nero blows Tchaikovsky
And Caligula blows Wolf
And now Tchaikovsky & Wolf are ejaculating their music & poetry everywhere
And the universe is pregnant!
9 months from now God will be born
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Somewhere I Shoved the Segue Up My Own ***
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Factories were growing out of Claude Debussy’s head
Then a sex robot kicked Claude Debussy in the nuts
And Claude Debussy vomited the night sky all over us in the most beautiful musical notes you’ve ever seen
So me, the sex robot, & Caligula chopped up Claude Debussy and ate him
Later the orchestra was ****ting Claude Debussy’s notes all over the audience
That even a subway rat high on booty-booty-nipple-nipple could love
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ResQ2qL77l4&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
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Little Itty-Bitty Dragons Flying All Around Me
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The English language has an orgasm whenever I pick up my pen
English loves for me to pee all over it
I take a **** at the doorstep of English
And Shakespeare loves me and sucks my Dick for it
My Québecois ancestors are the ones that gave the guns to the Indians to shoot the English
And this entire poem smiles at the thought of that
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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I Am Wolf
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I’m the greatest psycho killer Poet
Who has ever jumped out of a *****’s pussy
I stick my Dick-paintbrush into the big pussy of the canvas
And I create all the art of God’s testicles spurting out into the universe
My sword yearns to slash its poetry through all men
And My Penis crashes through everything
My Penis crashes through all the cities & planets & solar systems of your pussy
500 pussy holes have known the great John Coltrane of My Penis
My Penis sings like a thousand roosters
And my scowling eyes turn men into puddles of flesh
All the universe yearns to be dripping in my spermatozoa
My sperm swimming towards the sun inside of you
Is the answer to everything
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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A Hundred Belly Buttons For Everyone
A poem by Wolf Larsen
We’re all sex robots that jumped out of the Virgin Mary’s Vagina
And now we’re all playing the Sex Robot Musical Concerto
With our bellybuttons
And now space aliens are all rollerskating in-&-out of the paintings
The paintings that are being created by all the music
All the music that’s flying out of all the planets
Those two planets that are bouncing around down there
Just under that spaceship you’re always playing with
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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Karroooo - Harrroooooo - Hiiiiiyyyaaa
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I was ****ing your jokes
With a penis I borrowed from somebody else
Because my penis had too many diseases that day
Afterwards you & I snorted Shakespeare & Milton & Chaucer up our noses
As we drank a river of champagne
That was pouring out of some whore’s cum-filled vagina
And then giant waterfalls of colorful words
Started pouring out of the Poet’s mouth
As the night jumped out of God’s bootyhole
And blanketed the sky with black
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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An Army of Julius Caesar & Steven Wright Clones Conquering All the Moons in Your Studio Apartment
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I ate the planet Earth with all the 20,000 mouths growing out of my face
And then I was attacked by an army of bellybuttons
So I hid inside the anus of Richard Nixon
And then Richard Nixon turned into Woody Allen
And now all the skies of other planets are filled with extraterrestrial buttholes
That are all reciting this poem to you
From outer space
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=012DU3XbMSw&ab_channel=WolfLarsen
