I should hope so. He is my hero.
Is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory based on real events?
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I should hope so. He is my hero.
Is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory based on real events?
Yes. I'm very overweight now from gorging myself on Wonka bars, and they gave this skinny poor kid the trip.
Where does sleep live?
In a bed.
Why do horse sleep standing up?
So they don't roll in their own **** in the stables.
Why do people wear black?
Because they are colour blind.
Why are some people colour blind?
Because their eyes lack pigmentation.
Why do noses get longer as one ages?
Because the brain forgets what part of the body should keep growing.
Why are people so clever?
Why do you ask?
How can I become a bestsellers' writer?
Pick something controversial....like a politician's death or some old forgotten myth and put lots of se* in it. But don't dare to write anything thought provoking. :p
Why are mobiles named so?
Because they are a floaty way of communication.
Why am I so flustered today?
You're not, it's all just a bad dream, now calm down.
What do parrot's copy people?
Because they enjoyed Hofstander's Godel, Escher, Bach.
Why isn't the Pulitzer Prize made out of choclate?
Because chocolate is not for has beans
Did Ogden hear the gnashing?
No because you were deaf.
Why don't turkeys talk?
Because they're cooked.
How do we know when left is right, but right is wrong?