Pam

PAM is jealous of my sense...

PAM needs to have more sense knocked into him... (Come closer PAM)

PAM's arms are long enough that I don't need to...

PAM has grown tentacles since his last post

PAM cooks tentacles for dinner

PAM chews his food with his fangs

PAM Got her fangs stuck on a frozen stairs!!! :D

PAM is proud of his werewolf teeth :p

PAM has been confused with a werewolf so many times she stopped counting the nickles we all jokingly pitched her way as she kept saying, "If I had a nickle the every time I've been..."

PAM lost his last nickel

PAM couldn't flip a nickel if his life's savings depended on it.

PAM doesn't realize it, but a nickel IS my life savings...but my life savings is bigger than PAMs

PAM keeps his life savings in a bag tied around his neck and sleeps with it at night.

PAM wears clothes made out of doggie hair.

PAM likes to suck peoples blood...

PAM thinks he'll look like Jethro if he wears a ghillie suit

PAM's legs are so long they tie themselves in a not, whilst she sleeps.

PAM has no ankles...

PAM has oversized calves. That's what happens when you feed them too much grass.

PAM wears a hat, to cover his shiny, bald head

PAM eats dog chow when her dog isn't looking

PAM eats from the same plate as her cat

PAM goes dumpster diving looking for comic books

PAM is usually found at the bottom of those dumpsters when I do

PAM broke the lamppost with his nose

PAM hit me on the nose with the lamppost that broke...

PAM wears flip flops to bed

PAM sleeps on a bed of flip-flops

PAM is trying to put flip flops on over her socks.

PAM eats flip flops for breakfast

PAM is a banana!! :banana:

PAM dances like that banana

PAM is a poetess

Last time PAM brushed her teeth, Germany was not united yet.

PAM cleans her wings annually

PAM cleans annually. :D

Last time PAM showed some interest in a book, she was still in nappies.

PAM shows interest in books inside nappies.

PAM like animals.

PAM"s hair smells like burnt leaves