Convex: The opposite of concave, referring to a curve out or a curve in. Likely baseball terminology. Ex: Coach "Lefty, get warming up. That loser on the mound has such a convex curve he's going to walk us to a loss!"
Manifest Destiny:
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Convex: The opposite of concave, referring to a curve out or a curve in. Likely baseball terminology. Ex: Coach "Lefty, get warming up. That loser on the mound has such a convex curve he's going to walk us to a loss!"
Manifest Destiny:
Manifest Destiny: a kind of fortune telling practiced by the best armed.
Igloo
Igloo: A hobbit house in the snow
Polar Bear
A bear whose highs are high and whose lows are low. See bipolar bear.
Brontosaurus
Brontosaurus: A four-legged, vegan dinosaur with a long tail that devolved into the modern dog. If that sounds like unfair karma, recall what happened to its “I’ll-eat-anything” cousin, the tyrannosaurus, who had only two legs and devolved into the chicken.
Edible:
Edible: Let's make this clear: Edible doesn't mean "good to eat". It means you won't do a faceplant on your plate because you ate it. Similar to this is the food word "choice." Choice also doesn't mean good to eat. It means if you feed it to an unsuspecting friend they won't chase you through the house with a steak knife. At least according to Outdoor Humorist Patrick K McManus
Taste:
Or its ancestral second cousin, the Dimetrodon, which evolved into you and me! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by YesNo
Taste: the reason cannibals prefer those with degrees in literary criticism.
Antiquated
Dimetrodon does explain the weight range of some of my relatives.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pompey Bum
Antiquated: A version of reality that was obviously true not too long ago.
Cannibal:
Cannibal: worst dinner date ever.
Thunder
Cannibal: One to whom having friends for dinner takes a very sinister meaning...
Thunder: The sound of raindrops rubbing together
Lightning:
It's not God farting?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Electrons trying to act like they're really cool or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Wild turkey
Wild Turkey: What a turkey sandwich left in the back of the frig for eons of time evolves into.
Science Experiment:
Science Experiment: 1)Trying by means that can be precisely measure and under stringent conditions to prove something that one believes could happen in agreement to the laws of nature 2) How science teachers punish their students annually at the science fair
Supposition:
Supposition: The correct placement of a suppository.
Follicle
Follicle: a foolish little icicle.
Hair transplant