If you were a...

Ugh....bacteria? Man...takes me back to high school Biology.....

If you were a wipe, what would you clean?

a face

If you were a serial killer, who would be your targets?

People moments before their death.

If you were a train car which one would you be?

The coal car: the dirty fuel that feeds the engine.

If your life were a headline, what would it read?

HOW TO KEEP YOURSELF TOGETHER. Read inside.

If you were a mathematical problem, which would you be?

x = -b ± √b2-4ac/2a

if you were an insect, wich one you be?

Catapillar!

If you were a type of shoe, what kind of event would you be worn for?

a rock concert

if you were a painter, what would your paintings be about?

Fantasy. Things that would have never lived if I hadn't painted about it.

If you were a camera, what kind of pictures would your memory card be full of?

My owner's child.

If you were a millionaire, where would you live?

mmmmmm.... The same place I lived before I became a millionaire.

If you were a bowl, what would be put in you?

urine to keep me humble, hahhahhah!

If you were a tree, where would you grow?

In the Amazon.

If you were a car, where would your first destination be?

One that makes everyone under my control. Ah-hahaha!<<<-My witch laugh

If you were a class, what would be your subject?

English Morphology and Syntax... which I have tomorrow!

If you were a language, what language would you be?