In my closet, of course.
What do waves eat?
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In my closet, of course.
What do waves eat?
coastlines.
what are holes made of?
cracks of course!!!
why do you crack when you laugh?
because my mouth makes a big hole...
why do i feel like peeing?
because you want to write your name in the snow
and why is snow so... flaky?
it's snot!
why are graves in rows?
Because they're marching in line!
Why is the sun mad at me?
because you have no daughters
if right is not a matter of perspective, then why isn't left always wrong?
Because you're a Republican.
Why isn't light dark?
Because the sun's out
Where do you draw the line?
Whereever the ground is smooth enough to do so.
Why does it hurt when I put firecrackers inside my nostrils and light them?
Because nostrils were made for blowing, not lighting.
Why am I writing on this thread?
Because you started writing on this thread, and what you start online you must never finish.
Why do we sleep so much of our time?
Because our eyes are slower than our brains.
Why is life so unkind?
Because if it were kinder, we would not value happy times in our life.
Is 'James and the Giant Peach' based on real events?