Han. I bet he secretly had the Force to be able to fly the way he did!
Darth Vader or The Emperor?
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Han. I bet he secretly had the Force to be able to fly the way he did!
Darth Vader or The Emperor?
The Emperor had margarine face but a cool voice which I spent ages doing a rather good impression of after Return of the Jedi came out, to the delight and hilarity of my friends. (That's why you should always take me to Tupperware parties.) Also, he's ultimately scarier than Darth, so I think I have to vote Emperor.
Spending your Saturday night shaving your privates and watching M*A*S*H reruns, or out with the prettiest gal in town, dancing the night away like giddy teenagers, then being invited back to her place for carnal sin?
Haha, the old fish or cut bait paradigm. I'd rather fish.
Okay, a night at the opera or a day in the park?
It's no contest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sancho
https://youtu.be/3IDOIdrwtJM?list=PL...IUqXJfSNOmEV0j
Bah-hahahaha-hah
Groucho Harpo and Chico, or Larry Curly and Moe?
Now that's a tough one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sancho
The Stooges, hands down
David Bowie or Elton John?
Elton John, or my childhood never would have been the same.
Laser hair removal or roast Long Island duckling?
pen have you seen the Seinfeld episode where jerry is courting this hot blooded latin woman and he makes some reference to the three stooges? she's not familiar with them and so she says "tell me about the stooges"---its cute.
im a vegetarian, and im a guy so the laser hair removal has no appeal either but i'll go with that one on feminine cultural principal...
the three stooges or abbott & Costello?
Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk
Stooges, hands down.
Curly or Shemp?
(I used to own a T-shirt emblazoned with a picture of Shemp Howard and lettering which proclaimed: Legalize Shemp!)
Curly (and not Curly Joe) hands down, story over, didn't even hafta think about it. I still use: "top of the morn'n to ya... the rest of the day for myself" from the Stooges.
WC Fields or Jerry Lewis ?
WC Fields 'cause he smoked cigars, which used to dun, and liked it.
Driving an ordinary car as fast as you like, or driving a Lamborghini within the speed limit?
the interesting thing there is, when im on the highway with no particular hurry, I enjoy driving well under the speed limit, enjoying the scenery, and listening to music. i'll speed up to the limit if there is a car behind me but as soon as they are allowed to pass, i'll slow down and pull over a bit to the right. aggravatingly enough, the majority of cars slow down with me, sometimes agonizingly so (lemmings!), and miss the opportunity to pass, causing me to have to speed back up to the limit until the next passing section arises. usually after the second invitation, they get the idea.
I suppose driving the Lamborghini within the speed limit would be like having a chaperoned lunch date with a nymphomaniac? one would wonder what the point would be. perhaps one gets a sense of the unbridled power, but it seems rather a frustrating tease. so id go with the ordinary car.
musicals---cats or phantom of the opera?
Phantom of the Opera
Dracula or Frankenstien's Monster?
Dracula, 'cause if the Count bites me, I get to rise as the undead--long a life goal of mine--whereas the monster would only dismember me, snap my spine and spray my viscera on the cobblestones.
An average looking woman who was never hostile, aggravating or willful, or a total knockout with all the above qualities?