Game: This or That

Either. Both have their good points and bad but it is worth pointing out that you never see anyone raking and burning pine needles!

Mountains covered in trees or mountains with a tree line, then rock?

Both are good, but I like the tree lines with rocks. I love looking at the rock formations.

Parachuting or hang-gliding

Both terrify me. When I was younger and weighed 150, I would have done either with gusto. Now, 55 and over 300 pounds, I cringe from such things!

Walking or weights for exercise?

Walking

Kayak or Canoe?

I'm going to say kayak because I've done much canoeing, down rapids and on lakes, but no kayaking, and doing so on the beautiful lakes around here would be ham sandwich. I mean great.

Cephalopod cocktail or Grecian urn?

Grecian Urn

Ham Sandwich or Turkey Sandwich?

Ham sandwich, to which can be added Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo. Turkey can sod right off until Thanksgiving.

Stoat or vole?

They are both pretty cute but if I had to pick one then stoat

Wombat or Wallaby?

Wallaby, 'cause they look like 'roos and 'op about on their back legs, and 'oo doesn't like a bit of 'opping?

Marsupial or Cricetinae?

Marsupial, they have built in pockets.

Koala Bear or Panda Bear?

Koalas aren't bears, it's a misnomer, but I'd pick them because they sit round getting stoned all day on eucalyptus leaves and yet, far from being shunned or castigated by the prim and proper, their stuffed effigies are given to tiny children wot cuddle with them in their littew beds.

Asparagus or curry? Note that these rank one and two, respectively, in the list of foods wot make your pee reek loyk the loo on a fishing trawler two months out at sea.

Curry.

Potato or rice?

Baked potato with sour cream.

Organic, non-GMO tomato or cloned stegosaurus?

the first.

Godfather 1 or 2?

Of course Godfather 1

Reading the Instruction manual or just figuring it out on your own?