Pam

Congratulations to PAM!

He has just won the title of "Big Wig 2010".

One of the judges in the competition commented, "It is so natural that we had to ask Mr Comedian to remove and put his wig back on again to make sure that it was a genuine wig."

PAM has over 18,000 posts, but I don't think she really made much of an effort on a few of them.

PAM is jealous

PAM didn't solve the Rubik's cube in a minute.

PAM still cannot find her toes.

PAM collects kitty toes out of which she makes hair clips.

You still workin' PAM?

PAM wears high water pants.

PAM is too short for high water pants...

PAM's children are taller than him.

PAM's children are smarter than her (that might actually be true though)

PAM uses toothpaste as hair gel.

PAM uses glue for her toothpaste.

PAM glued her toes together because she thought it would be cool to have webbed feet.

PAM actually has webbed feet.

PAM has minty hair, and her teeth and toes glued together (that's why her feet are in her mouth)

Pam's hair is purple with pink spots and wishes he can be as flexible as patpam.

PAM types with her toes...

(yes, I am very talented)

PAM types with his nose.

PAM gets her nose hairs caught in the keys...

PAM is wears dresses when no one is looking.

PAM streaks when no one is looking....

Wahoooo!

PAM thinks wearing tracksuit pants is evening wear.

PAM can grip a tree branch with her feet

PAM picks his nose with his little toenail.

PAM picks her nose with her tongue

(Neat trick)

PAM's head is bigger than his whole body.

PAM's legs are hairier than mine...

Oops, you can see that...

PAM uses a lawn mower to shave his leges.

Actually....I would need to if I shaved them

PAM trims her toenails with a meat cleaver...

(You're so funny)

PAM laughs at his own jokes.

(someone has to)

PAM laughs with snorts....

PAM wishes he were practically perfect in every way, like me.
(This ought to be interesting)

PAM's got to stopping eating rubber bacon.

PAM is sweet like cinnamon (without sugar added)

PAM eats soup with a fork

PAM used up all her house paint on painting her toes

(Oooh, that would be nice actually)

PAM thinks she is repunzel

PAM's toes smell like....(passes out)

PAM hit his head on the way down and it almost knocked some sense into him.