Pliggley, because it hasn't been invented yet.
Where did my stupid keys go?
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Pliggley, because it hasn't been invented yet.
Where did my stupid keys go?
I have no idea... :idea: let's think together of the places a stupid key would go to!
I feel like someone is watching me everywhere I go... am I targeted? will I die soon?
Really. No. Everyone does.
Why is reality TV so contrived?
so it seems more spontaneous.
what is impossible?
Impossible is nothing...
why am I wearing my headphone without listening to anything..
because they don't breed with cookies!
why don't you breathe underwater?
because I am a silly human being.
What is the meaning of life?
to eat.
why do i have two hands?
because one hand is not enough.
Where would you like to retire?
In a grave.
What's the difference between a frisbee and a boomerang?
Dogs hate Boomerangs, because they never get the chance to catch them.
Why don't they Domesticate the Fox, I know id like stroke one like I would a cat.
because foxes tend to want chickens for dinner.
why do you sneeze?
because i smell something fishy..
why are my eye bags dark?
because Pappu scored 25 in maths. *answered this question in a mad frenzy after being hypnotized by an alien:alien:*
If there were 25 carrots hanging from a tree, and Pintoo ate 5 cabbages out of them, how many apples are left? *goes barmy*
no...an orange is left!
where does the sky live?