Continuing on (as if nothing had happened)
Chocolate bunnies are better when slathered in...
...mayonaisse and hot treacle and sprinkled with freshly cut fenugreek.
Not by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin, I will not...
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Continuing on (as if nothing had happened)
Chocolate bunnies are better when slathered in...
...mayonaisse and hot treacle and sprinkled with freshly cut fenugreek.
Not by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin, I will not...
have anything to do with any members of the canine family. Nay, hang 'em! Hang 'em all!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch...
a nuclear bomb to drop on the dasterdly.
In the end the Amazon Queen
...decided that cross-dressing wasn't really for him and changed his name to the Amazon Leatherboy.
I have nothing against them - some of my best friends are ...
Frisbees.
Whenever I wear something white, I inevitably spill....
...tomato juice in sharp streaks.
Is it time to .....
flee the hordes of cannabalistic bananas poised to take over our world? (beleive me, people, they only LOOK innocent. : D )
My God! it's a . . .
one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people-eater!
What is so rare as a day in June without...
baseball, hot-dogs, apple-pie and chevrolet?
One can learn a lot by watching, except...
air, for one cannot see it.
The art of eating cocoa powder
...is sadly neglected nowadays, due to the lack of cocoa-powder spoons on sale in hardware shops.
I know what I'll have on my sandwiches, ...
Stuff i don't like!
If I press Square cyrcle cyrcle it would....
delete the superfluos 'r'
Rubbing it briskly...
will start the auto destruct! please don't.(meant for wilow's but sorta works for yours, if I don't think about it too much. :D ) Chinaski, is that really you?
For Sale: One Pug, aged two, really quite delightful, except for his bad habit of....
Biting my ***...
As time prograsses it seems to me that.....