finally isolate the vodka blend for the perfect martini.
I hit him with the ax.......
Printable View
finally isolate the vodka blend for the perfect martini.
I hit him with the ax.......
...how else do you give one a hair cut?
If I wake her up.....
...she will shout at me and kick me in the chin and stop talking to me for 2 days, sometimes 3.
You must hold your head up high....
TN, how do you know my wife so well? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by tn2743
....or your neck will develop a crook.
It has been a stange night even though....
Well, even I had a girlfriend once :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
...it was exactly the same as the night before and the night before the night before.
The glass is half....
...of what you pour into it.
Toast on eggs was on...
a breakfast table not mine this morning.
when you get abducted by aliens from inner space, always be sure to . . .
...floss twice a day.
Zed and Maynard...
are unusal names.
Zorro......
...is comming to save us but apparently he lost his way.
Movies, plays and ...are ....
television are departures from reality at times and at others grim reminders.
What gives? I gives you two thousand on Tuseday and you says you gonna pay me back. You want I should...
...give you a hamburger today, and come for my money Tuesday?? Not a chance!!
Chocolate bunnies are better when slathered in...
Be reasonable - demand the impossible.
:confused:???:confused:
Oops - another thread that Chinaski needs to read page 1 of!!!!! :lol: