Because you live on Earth. On Venus it doesn't snow.
Have you ever seen a space ship from another planet?
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Because you live on Earth. On Venus it doesn't snow.
Have you ever seen a space ship from another planet?
Of course. In fact I've been on one. I'm an extra terrestrial (shh it's a secret!)
Why does the tooth fairy leave you money for your old teeth?
Because she likes the way they smell.
How does the tooth fairy know that it's not okay to take your grandmother's dentures away in the night? If she comes in and takes teeth from underneath a child's pillow, what stops her from getting all those glistening teeth in that cup of water by the sink?
She has a deathly fear of cups and is allergic to sinks, which give her a frightful post-nasal drip.
Have you ever heard a spelling bee buzz?
Oh Yeah, I have...I was in a spelling bee once, but it buzzed so much that I messed up with the spelling of "Buzz".
I spelled it buzzzzzzzzzz.
What came first?
Egg or hen?
Hen, egg came then.
Why does this world fear from extraterrestrials?
We don't want them to steal our super cool 21st century gadgets. Like Blue Ray DVD players.
I asked this once in another thread, but I think it's better here:
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
Possibly not...since it really is a scar from a cord that they never had...unless God wanted them to have one...
Do girls REALLY need to go to the bathroom together...and why?
Oh yes...there they have a conference on boys and girls' rights...but mainly boys ;)
Why do buses stand on a bus top?
Because they need an "s" in front of their "top".
Why has BienvenuJDC 24601 changed his avatar?
After robbing a string of banks, he's now a fugitive from the law and had to disguise himself. This is his hideout
Why isn't "phonetics" spelled the way it sounds?
What? It doesn't sound that way!!!!!!!!!!
@mmaria
Well, another reason is that the bus can't sit, so it stands. :p
Just fill in the blank with a yes or no.
________, I don't have brains.
yes
wait for it... waaaaaaaaaaaait for it........
why do people have emotions?
so they can discover they have a superpower of making others feel bad! :D
Why is the sun yellow? (yeah couldnt think of anything else...)
because it is...
why am i random?