Pam

PAM eats the fruit skins and throws away the rest.

PAM is a misanthropic ne're do well.

PAM uses contractions while typing not to wear out his keyboard too much.

PAM turned every word of her year nine exams into contractions and failed because of it.

PAM sleeps in the bathtub now as she had one too many "accidents" while trying to find the way at nights.

PAM wets her bed even though she is asleep in the bathtub. Somehow. :lol:

PAM cannot spell "STOP" correctly.

PAM took all five of the golden tickets.

PAM is only upset because her attempts to conterfeit the golden tickets failed repeatedly.

PAM counterfeited them, however messed them up and made them silver instead.

PAM still cannot spell STOP correctly... I mean, after all these days, you would think she would google it or look it up in a dictionary but no!

PAM is so fastidious, she sharpens pencils for fun.

PAM carries around a box of sharpened pencils just in case he has an opportunity to give a pop quiz.

PAM sits at their computer all day waiting for a new Star Wars to be announced...

PAM is going to announce it soon...

PAM will wait for the announcement with a video camera, only to realise that it doesn't have any batteries in it when she starts recording.

PAM should start looking for that letter "T" before she forgets how to spell the word, stop.

PAM should be helpful to TPAPAM and should sTop fuzzing about it.

PAM has been blacklisted by NASA because she keeps asking them to send her "home".

PAM sings up into the sky to the aliens, then they tell her to sop screaming.

The PAM mostly walks on her hands.

The PAM insists that her colleagues call her "Your Highness".

PAM still hasn't figured out that they are laughing when she asks they call her 'your ogress'.

PAM loves custom made jewellery... Especially if they are made of chewing gum.

PAM would like to be somewhere else

PAM think Australia is the capital of Tokyo.

PAM doesn't know she's turned green

PAM thinks that killing everyone is the answer to getting home...

PAM sent his dog to eat people's books

PAM wants to take a train ride

PAM is planning a mob hit on a train

PAM is wondering why so many people are called Pam on the Forum.

PAM is about to punch TPAPAM but she'll miss

PAM might get hit if she doesn't miss

PAM is about to derail.

PAM is sunk

PAM carries a fire extinguisher in his gym bag.

PAM is on fire

PAM has smoke coming out of his ears.

PAM's favorite perfum is "Ode de Skunk"