If you were a...

Good luck bro! Have fun.

If you were a video game, what genre or theme would you have?

Strategy game

If you were an elephant, would you eat peanut butter?

If I had to, but I'm still convinced it is mostly colouring and because it doesn't need chewing I'd say it'd distress my insides.

If you were an architect, what type of building would you build?

An old English castle...

If you were a song what genre would you be? (ie; classical, hip hop, funk... etc...)

Ummmm...Other? I don't really know...

If you were going on a date, would you put on a scent that smelled like bacon, or olive oil?

Olive Oil's Popeye's gal, but better that than Kevin Bacon who's a complete ham


Wholemeal or Fibre Enriched for a picnic?

Wholemeal.

Margarine/butter on bread or without?

With! Nummy!

butter or jam(jelly) on toast?

I don't like either but... Jam I s'pose.

If you were a floatation device, which type would you be?

The floats of a floatplane.

If you were a floatplane, where would you like to land?

Hopefully in the water :D Bwahaha.
Hopefully in a swimming pool close to home so I'm not at risk of floting away.

If you were a road sign, what would you say?

CAUTION!!! (oh, I think I veered the thread to this or that...whoopsie. thanks for getting it back on topic Heathcliff!)

If you were a plastic bottle, what would your wrapper say?

Water - now contains 5% water
:D

If you were a big fancy pants orchestral player, what instrument would you play?

Clarinet. Or maybe violin....

If you were a balloon, what color would you be?

I'm tossing up between purple and orange... Orange.

If you were a confectionary item, who would eat you?