The PAM cracks mirrors by looking into them!:lol:
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The PAM cracks mirrors by looking into them!:lol:
The PAM wears white leather shoes with black trousers. :D
:lol: The funny thing is Maddie, I am one of these people who could get a tailor-made suit from the most expensive place on earth, and I would still manage to look sloppy in it! I always said I hoped my kids don't have a marriage involving tuxedos, because I will look like a clown in mine somehow! I am the world's worst dressed man! :lol: White shoe with black pants wouldn't even be odd at all for me. You'll notice in my picture in the Photo Album, I have on a suit, I have just delived the morning sermon in the church in the background, and my shirt-tail is loose and I look rumpled! :lol: See? http://www.online-literature.com/for...tachmentid=341
aww . . . poor Pen. :p
the PAM is a closet member of a nudist colony! (but it would solve your problem, wouldn't it? :lol:)
PAM uses green lip stick.:p
Edit: I didn't make that up. I have evidence.:D
The PAM is not happy unless wearing full clown makeup and also his 18 inch long red shoes. Next to that green lipstick looks tame.
PAM wears neon green lipstick, 6-inch heels, and hot pink fishnets. Next to that, a clown get-up looks tame.
The PAM uses a banana for a cell phone.
The PAM, fearing the Y2K bug, stockpiled water, food, and Aquanet hairspray to maintain her bangs. :D
The PAM carves voodoo dolls of forum Yeouch! members! :flare:
And Mir, it might solve the clothes problems, but the lawsuits from people laughing themselves to death would be worse! :lol:
hmm . . . *becomes lawyer, hides all Robin's clothes* :D
the PAM gets fashion ideas from Wired magazine!! (don't ask me how that works out . . .:lol:)
Pen, I like that picture, I didnt notice your shirt when I saw it earlier, but I still think you look very nice. :D
The PAM thinks being a subshrub is cool.....(this is the most effective insult I could think of :p)
:D . . . i was looking for a word in Word Dictionary one day and stumbled upon subshrub (which is a real word!) . . . and it REALLY amused me, i don't know why . . . :lol: :lol: :lol:
the PAM admits her insanity in her very name! and is trying to foil my plans of making a world vs. Mr. Pendragon lawsuit . .. *glare*