Inflammable: a confusing and sometimes misleading way of saying flammable
Candle
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Inflammable: a confusing and sometimes misleading way of saying flammable
Candle
Candle: An article of household use formerly compelled to labor all night. It seems there was no rest for the wicked.
Quartz
Quartz: A shiny crystal rock that comes in different colors and is actually valuable if it is purple (amethyst) It also comes in clear, white, rose, smoke, and yellow. New Agers think it has mystic properties.
New Age:
New Age: similar old age, but with marginally less incontinence.
Psychosomatic
Psychosomatic: A real, physical disease that's all in the mind.
Eclectic
Eclectic: not following any one system, as of philosophy, medicine, etc., but selecting and using what are considered the best elements of all systems, I.E., very choosy.
Eccentric:
Eccentric: Off-center, something we all pride ourselves on being even at the risk of being considered completely nuts, so afraid are we of conforming to the mainstream.
Aftermath
Aftermath: The party I threw when I completed my last math class
Calculus
Calculus: Migraine headache caused by bewildering mathematical formulas you will probably never use anyway
Art Class:
Art class: What private schools have instead of recess.
Recess
Recess: An abscess that comes back.
Katana
Katana: Medieval Japanese lightsaber.
Anime
Anime: Popular highly obnoxious and oft incomprehensible cartoon
Ninja
Ninja: Highly trained assassins of Oriental descent. Nowadays, disposable fighters in a kung-fu movie.
Thuggee:
Naw, fight your own battles.
Open gays as scout masters?