...retrieve lost documents.
If and when the letters secure our...
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...retrieve lost documents.
If and when the letters secure our...
...situation, the paper will be set on fire.
Useless information from ....
tv infomercials is really profitable to the manufacturers of chewless chewing gum.
The lantern fish is a fascinating...
...bird that can't fly, cant' walk, can't swim.
The spider and the fly were....
the best of friends until Miss Dragonfly showed up.
There is a pestiferous....
...in the land, a land of pesties.
If you leave the door open, ....
... you can read by the courtesy light.
Take your turnip thus. Grasp its ...
long green tresses. Select your weapon of choice. Then chop the sucker up into a nice New England Pot Roast!
Was Jack the Ripper really the first...
...to go around dressed with a cape and top hat and look for women.
Why must that stupid car alarm.....
... alarm me all the time? It will drive me crazy in this way.
April is ...
Lirpa spelled backwards.
When I arrive like a high five, or a slap in the face, I love the ...
the attention I get as they escort me to the door!
It's hard to leave a party when you can't find the...
...way out of the toilet because you're so drunk that what you think is the floor is actually the wall and the reason that your legs don't seem to work is because your trousers are around your ankles and the whole room won't stop moving and oh my god I think I'm going to.... Oops, I just did!
Standing by the aspidistra in the hallway, reading the timetable of trains between Purfleet and Dorchester, I suddenly noticed, creeeping up the wall, an extremely strange looking...
...child with snot dripping down his nose.
Mud and straw makes ....
...really awful donuts.
Once upon a time, in a land that time forgot, there lived an ogre. Now this ogre had a ...