An attempt at minimalist reviews:
Law Abiding Citizen - A product of Hollywood suspense which keeps you absorbed all throughout until you get to turning off the TV and thinking how preposterous it is. Well directed, but the screenwriter needs to cool it with the morality speeches. 6/10
Mall Cop - "Why the **** am I watching this?" Is pretty much what I was thinking throughout this film. But hey, it's cute. Kevin James makes for a good, honest and incredibly likable guy who works on a set filled with product placement opportunities. The love interest (isn't there's always one?) is unfitting for the role and too blonde. Not-so-surprisingly the Hollywood script can't handle just a likable mall cop. Character introspections? That's too boring for us! 5/10
La Grande Illusion - Renoir delivered one of the greatest double-punches in movie history with this anti-war masterpiece and The Rules of the Game two years later. Very few films reach the acting ability and beauty of this film. It is humanist cinema if ever there was one about the march of time and the death of the aristocratic order. Eric von Strohiemer gives a beautiful performance as the iconic German kommadant. 10/10
Sita Sings the Blues - "Produced by You." A real heroic jab at the system, juxtaposing rag-time jazz and Hindu epics, sketchy hand-drawn animation and South Park-like cut-outs, clever improvisational commentary (with Indian accents!), epic love stories, autobiography and musical numbers. What more is there to ask for? One of the most inventive films in years, animation or non-animation. For free on the internet. "That's all." 9.5/10

