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small, silent killer
Got a license for that thing,
Papilloma Bond?

Papilloma Bond-
A new Avatar of AIDS
Bond will take it far!

(No offence, Bond fans!)

Bond will take it far!
With MacGyver at his side
It can not resist

It cannot resist
Fancy gadgets and duct tape
They make a great team

They make a great team
Angus and James, save the day
They ate the Haggis

They ate the Haggis
not knowing ingredients
until they were done

Until they were done
They kept looking at the skies
As if to know why...

(here "done" has been used in the sense of "doomed")

As if to know why
they read a lot of big books.
Never found out why

Never found out why
We believe progress improves,
Morally, our lives.

Morally, our lives
Are just indefensible
But they Sure are Fun

But they sure are fun
Big dipper, merry-go-round,
Life's rollercoaster.

Life's rollercoaster
Jostled you around funly
Until it broke down

until it broke down
we rode the whirlwind justly
As it rode our minds

As it rode our minds
It also eroded them
Now our thoughts whirl, too

Now our thoughts whirl, too
Much moonshine. Cerebellum
Shrinking each second.