Pam

PAM is responsible for Melbourne's train service.

PAM is tells lies.

PAM thinks Three Stooges films are cinematic masterpieces

PAM pretends to read.

PAM can't read.

PAM thinks she is a he.

PAM is a "he"!

PAM is PAC-WOMAN!

PAM can't chew gum and walk at the same time.

PAM chews gum in her sleep.

PAM don't have teeth to chew gum properly.:D

PAM has gum stuck on his keyboard

PAM loves me!:D

PAM does love you - and everyone else as well:lol:

Awww...PAM is soooooooo sweet and lovely!

(Only on Fridays... Hahaha)

PAM is a wonderful King.

PAM is Queen...Again. :lol:

PAM is Queen.

And you my daughter - PAM - are a princess.

PAM prefers to type with her nose when no one is around.

And PAM enjoys typing with her toes, people looking or nay! ;)

Pam's toes look like a keyboard.

PAM collects toes.

PAM save toenails to garnish her salad.

PAM likes to sink their toes in salad!

PAM's toes are so long that she can plait them!

PAM's toes feel self-pity! :)

PAM's toes are boney...

PAM's bones are toey.

PAM plays the triangle in an air band.

PAM is jealous that he could not pass the auditions for the airband.

PAM runs like a girl

PAM needs to clean her windows.

PAM was scared of a little water.

PAM needs flippers.

PAM was pushing the water away from her whilst in it, giving it to me.
Seriously happened . :p

PAM's flippers got her kicked out of all the good restaurants.

PAM likes to stick peanuts up his nose and shoot them at people he doesn't like.

PAM's head looks like a peanut.

PAM dates Mr. Peanut.