Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

ecause you don't hide them in your bra like you know you should

why did I answer the phone?

.... But I have a LOT of keys. o_O

You answered the phone because you love your mother, even though she'll talk your off ear off.

Why am I skipping class today?

(how did you know?)

because the instructor just goes on and on about nothing!

Would I look good in a cape?

(o__o Because Luke, I *am* your mother -

LOL, I don't know, it was just a guess.)


Depends on the color and shape of the cape, Mother. But there is a cape for everyone.

Should I buy those pink pumps that I may never wear?

Yes and a dress to match.

Should I drop 30 bucks on those jeans just because the size is small and they fit so well even though they are probably just cut big so the size is just a lie

Thirty? yes. not bad. My sister spends upwards of 80 bucks on jeans.

Why am I sitting here on Litnet with a shotgun in my lap?

Because you're going to shoot a squirrel soon.


Should I maybe get a coffee or an icecream cone before work?

Coffee and Ice cream go well together.

Should I invent a time portal?

Absolutely! Make it a double shot mocha something . . . or just black works too. With a nice vanilla topped with sprinkles to go with it.

Should I take a nap like I originally planned, or give stupid answers to halfway legit questions?

Late: yes. Let me know when its done, because I want to use it.

Mmmm, you two are exactly right.

You should do what your heart tells you, skib. This is a life or death matter.

Should I stop collecting comic books?

Ithink you should go with stupid answers?

Should I dress up tonight for no reason at all?

late!

No keep the comics you can always use them for wall paper someday

O____O

Yes, you should dress up tonight.


Should I quit my job? o___o

Not unless the restaraunt burns down. (or you have something else lined up!)

Why am I listening to a sad song when I'm already sad?

no, not until you have another

should I leave early to get the kids?