King of the hill

Dragon's Hill

Dragon breathes his violent fire and I BURP. Under the force of the mighty gush of wind, the inferno retreats on its path back into the dragon's mouth. Unable to handle the heat, the dragon flies in search of water.

MY HILL!!!!

Hill Will you Heal The World or break it under your Heels? Astromaxis talks to Hill and suddenly gives bewildered Nikhar BEAR HUG making her faint.

MY HILL ALL MINE NOW WOOOHOOO!!!!!!

Knowing much of what there is to know of dragons, having been to Blaenau Ffestiniog, I resuscitate Nikhar, who then awards me the hill!

MINE, I TELL YOU, MINE!! MAE BRYN GEN I!!

The Dragon blows Daffy David off the hill with fiery breath, since he claims to know a lot about dragons, having watched several movies. Note Dave, real life doesn't go the way movies do.

The Dragon's Hill

Ah, but I wrote the script of this particular movie, which was a D Movie (D for Dragon) so the Dragon retreated in embarrassment, and I got the Hill back

HA HA!! MY HILL! (pause for maniacal cackling.)

While lauughing Astromaxis BOOS Dafyd and he gets scared and falls of the hill (Oops)

Oh Well

MY HILL MINE ALL MINE - EMPEROR OF HILL!!!!! MUHAHAHAA!!!!

Whilst falling from the Hill, a kind Dragon called Idris flies underneath his Fellow Welsh Ficitious Character, catches him (in Welsh) and carries him to safety at the top of the Hill

MY HILL!!

Astromaxis gives Sleeeping pear to Dayd and he falls asleep

Dances "Waka Waka" and says MY MY HILL!!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!

Dafydd is awakened by friendly Dragon who makes shocking pun about a pear of pyjamas, thus frightening most civilised people from the mountain, at which juncture, our Heroic Cymro leaps to the summit, shouting.

HI MILL, for he is a tad confused. However, the Dragon puts him right, so he repeats the correct injuntion, viz:

MY HILL.

Astromaxis is not revolted by pear joke and dances on hill to "Waka Waka"

My Hill :D

Dafydd retires for night, leaving Aromaxis awake on hillside getting more and more tired, until the morning when he is fatigued beyond belief and the Dragons regain the Mountain to a chorus of Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau.

MY HILL, I do believe. And if it isn't, I'm off to bed, which will lull you in to a false sense of security so that you will make the wrong decision in the morning. This is called Pyschological Warfare.

LOL I know Psychological Warfare too! :D Extinguish the powers of Dragon by singing them "Bad Romance"

MY HILL!!!!!

See You Dafyd Have Good Welsh Breakfast :D

Dragon, too, has good Welsh breakfast, complete with lava bread, which relights his fire, and he leads Dafydd to top of mountain, singing Sospan Fach at the tops of their voices.

Dw i wedi mynd adre!

MY HILL!

THE DRAGON, all others mere figments of Daffy Dave's imagination, return in a blaze of hellfire, to reclaim the hill, such as it is.

THE DRAGON's Hill!

CURSES! The progeny of Uther Pendragon, King, Duke of the Blue Ridge Mountains and promised saviour of the celtic races has cracked the magic code. (Slinks down hill to pub for consolatory pint and oggy. Sob Sob, Gulp Gulp)