Hey Robin, shouldn't that be:
Holy Hannah, isn't that Zombie stiffer than the plank? :)
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Hey Robin, shouldn't that be:
Holy Hannah, isn't that Zombie stiffer than the plank? :)
Blast -- would you believe that in the new forum format, I keep looking to the wrong place for the thread name?
Do you know what kind of Zombie we're talking about?
Everybody does know that there are two kinds: the shuffling undead and a potent alcoholic drink, a tall mixed drink made of various rums, liqueur, and fruit juice, right? http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/mummy.gif
What else is there? Rob Zombie?
Wouldn't you agree that "tall" is an understatement?
Don't you think that "short" and "tall" are often merely relative? Did you know that so called "short" people often prefer to be called "fun sized?"
Would you like to have an insulted zombie on your hands?
Is it possible to insult zombies?
Below what size does someone become fun-sized? How do middle sized people prefer to be called? And what about the tall people, don't you think they might object to being called tall?
Why would a beverage object to being called tall?
What if it is a really short beverage because it's served in a low but wide glass?
Perhaps, we should ask the beverage, what it prefers being called 'short,' 'fun sized,' 'middle sized,' 'tall' or 'shapless'. What do you say????
Isn't that getting a little extreme?
Are extremes really extremes in this place? Aren't they just another aspect of the crazy world that is Lit-Net?
I am confused... as I am funsized, should I be served in a low but wide glass too?
What? Is Kathy really made of some strange substance? Was this purposefully not explained to us?
What purpose would it possibly serve????
Wouldn't it be nice to know?
Wouldn't that invade her privacy?
What is this "privacy" I keep hearing people talk about? Do Zombies of any type have any? With a drink limit of two Zombies, (that was at a local bar I’m told, I don't drink myself, in fact, my medication makes it impossible!), the "tall" description would definitely seem an understatement, Robin, would you agree? :sick:
How many substances can a person be made out of? ;)
Pen, do you mean that the people at the bar are short because after 2 "zombies" they are laying on the floor?
Couldn't you be made of more substances than are imaginable?
Do you mean substances in addition to sugar and spice and everything nice? ;)
:)Quote:
What Are Little
Girls Made Of?
What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice,
And everything nice,
That's what little girls are made of.
What are little boys made of?
Snips and snails,
And puppy dog tails,
That's what little boys are made of.
Wouldn't EVERYONE be short to a Dragon? After two alcoholic Zombies, you might be lying on the floor or you might feel kind of bullet-proof, all I know is what people tell me about them, I've not experienced myself, so, what, call it "hearsay"?:idea:
Did you know on December 31, 1987 I ordered a Mai Tai?
I heard those are kind of like zombies, ya know?
Do you have any idea (use your imagination if you need to) how foul that concotion tasted?
Do they make turnip flavored zombies?
A long, long time ago, when I did used to drink, I recall that a lot of things were supposed to have "nuances of this and that" and you were supposed to be able to "distinguish the flavor of such and such", but do you know I mostly just tasted the familiar burn of alcohol? http://www.invision.smileyville.net/...s/fnd (22).gif
Would the flavor of turnip impart more of punch to a drink and smooth out that burn of alcohol?
Maybe a whole line of turnip drinks would be good...who wants a turnip margarita?
(virgin ones without alcohol are also available!!)
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Originally Posted by kathycf
Wouldn't a virgin turnip margarita be made without turnips, a much more potent element than alcohol?
Whatever do you mean? :p :p
Are turnips to blame for me being so silly then?
Wouldn't we all say so?
Dont you think turnips cause a lot of trouble?
Are you saying turnips are trouble makers? What of the people that like turnips, are they considered to be trouble makers too?
Do you know the old saying, Aimus, dear fellow: "If the shoe fits, put it on."?
(If we can keep you out of the kitchen long enough!) http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/haushalt/h010.gif
Turnips and the people who love them are trouble makers?
What sort of a cruel world do we live in if that is so? :p
Don't you think it will be a world filled with trouble makers? :nod:
Don't you think they're really only misjudged?
Are you saying I'm not a trouble maker?
How could I say that?
So You think I'm a trouble maker?
Well, didn't you imply that you'd like to be thought of as one?
But what if I'm not really a trouble maker and only like to be thought of as one? Would you still think of me as a trouble maker?
Is this a multiple choice or essay question, Aimus? In other words, do you want a simple "yes" or "no", or would you prefer details? :lol: