If you were a...

The sea breeze

If you were a summer day, what date would that be?

July 4th

If you were a robot programmed to do one thing, what would that be?

Read

If you were a dramatic situation, what situation would that be?

The one between two people who love each other very much, but someone's trying to split them up, but they fail to. :)

If you were a cup of sugar, what would you want to be used in?

Coffee. I love the taste and the aroma.

If you were coffee, would you be the cheap bland kind or the perfectly perculated kind?

I suppose the cheaper kind would make me more democratic.

If you were to choose only one, would you prefer to be a popular moron or an unpopular decent person?

Unpopular decent person, keeps me out of trouble. :)

If you were a poplular chat site, which would you be?

Chatterbox! lol! I made a joke!

If you were an old five dollar bill, where would you want to retire at?

In a museum.

If you were a trainee, where would you like to be trained?

Aboard the Soul Train

If you were a slogan, what would it be?

Have it your way. (Burger King)

same question

Currently it would have to be "Sometimes you feel like a nut/Sometimes you don't" (Almond Joy/Mounds)

If you were a tourist, what would be the first thing you'd want to see?

My hotel room ;)

If you were a piece of chalk, where and what would you draw?

Hm. Eyes! I love drawing them! And if it was in chalk, I think the eyes would look awesome!

If you were a sentence in any book, what book would it be?

Pride and Prejudice

If I were amplifying headphones, what music would be bursting out of them?