Since no one seems willing to take the dragon, Meg lures him away with her wiles and a few of the diamonds she stole from his cache.
While he vainly searches for them, Meg claims the hill and the remaining diamonds as her own. Silly dragon :)
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Since no one seems willing to take the dragon, Meg lures him away with her wiles and a few of the diamonds she stole from his cache.
While he vainly searches for them, Meg claims the hill and the remaining diamonds as her own. Silly dragon :)
Invites Meg over for tea...what she didn't know is that the tea was spiked. After she passed out, Bien ties her to the dragon.
Bien's hill
Scoffing at being tied to the dragon, Meg convinces him to scare Bien from the hill. That or eat him, so Bien decides to leave them to it.
The dragon and Meg claim the hill as she plots how to do away with the dragon again.
Bien uses Jedi mind tricks to have the dragon carry Meg far far away.
Bien's Hill
Meg reconsiders asking the dragon to eat Bien...
After a few minutes of consideration she struggles free and falls to the ground. Irritated by the time she gets back to her hill, she removes Bien at knife point and traps him in a canyon with one way out which she blocks with a rock slide.
Ha, my hill.
Constructs a crane and backhoe from a pocket knife, a broken shoelace, a stick of gum, and a toothpick. Removes rocks and reconstructs the canyon into a fortress. Continues to attack the hill (being sure not to actually injure Meg), but traps her in her new prison.
Bien's Hill
Steamed at falling for the Jedi Mind Trick, the Dragon breaks out his near-nova flame to incinerate the hill and Bein with it!
The Dragon holds the spot with watchful eyes and his hot breath ready to fend off all
The Dragon's hill
I go in front of the dragon and do the you-are-dumb dance. The dragon gets infuriated and breathes out torrent of fire. I extinguish the fire with my....er.... see for yourself. http://www.emoticony.com/emoticons/d...ony.com%5D.gif
Ashamed of its impotency, dragon runs into hiding.
My Hill.
Puts Nikhar back into his crib and rocks him to sleep.
Bien's Hill once again...
Heathcliff smashes Bien over the head with an inflatable pool toy and he rushes t hospital with gonarrhea for some unexplainable reason.
My hill!
The Dragon return from his frustration and anger (you didn't really think baby drool could put out Dragon flame, did you?) and turns Heathcliff medium rare. He tosses out the body dead or alive and reclaims the hill
Beware! The Dragon's hill!
Seeing as Heathcliff is very rare, she learns how to fly a broomstick. She flies up above the top of the hill and pulls a giant one-million tonne nuke out of her back pocket and accidently drops it directly above Pendragon.
Fortunately enough, the hill survived, completely unscathed. So I claim it.:D
My hill!!
Seeing that Heathcliff did not learn from being cooked medium rare, the Dragon charcoals Heathcliff and uses the charcoal to write "Here there be Dragons" on the hill in boxcar letters.
The Dragon's Hill!
Heath takes a big deep breath and blows all of the charcol into the dragon's eyes. Dragon falls off the hill and Heath climbs on.
My hill!!
Heathcliff evidently being a ghost now after two dragon-flame roastings, The Dragon calls upon The Norns to entrap the spirit like a Jinn in a bottle. Carefully hiding the bottle, The Dragon regains his hill.
The Dragon's hill! Avaunt, fiends!