Wrapping for ice-creams.
Alsatian.
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Wrapping for ice-creams.
Alsatian.
Alsatian: a large muscular intelligent bright-eyed dog with sharp ears (even sharper teeth), ideally suited to terrorize prisoners of all stripes.
occlusion
occlusion: a fancy term for defining that you must hit the brakes!
reverie
A condition affecting petrol heads and boy racers.
Victory
Victory: "A ****** waste of ***** time!" King Pyrhhus of Epirus. Otherwise, an opportunity for the Royal Navy to have a 200 year old ship, which is still technically commissioned, thus making some of the other old junk that they have to live with look modern. See also "Lancaster".
Cynicism
an unerring ability to see the truth through any lie
Yeti
This word is abominably difficult to define, but loosely, it's a way of telling a gorilla on amphetamines that his feet are a trifle larger than they ought to be.
Thatched
Thatched Refers to a head with what is termed "a shock of hair" in popular literature
History
The story that generally gets accepted about what may have happened, which was written by the victors. See also "pack of lies". Henry Ford wasn't that far wrong.
Tutorial
Tutorial A set of instructions on how not to do something as opposed to giving you the correct procedure. Why all DIY's usually screw up anything they try to do.
Mistake
To be tired of being a vegetarian, pangs of carnivorous hunger.
wireless
Wireless, from the old english, werelass, a dog who turns into a beautiful woman by moonlight after about 10 pints.
Scrofulous
(I've met her!)
See Wireless (above). Contagious.
Karma
Is when you have to marry the dog in the morning.
Vestibule
A game, similar to petanque, played by Frenchmen in singlets.
fenestration
the act of digging fens.
Essonite
A shift in a 24-hour Petrol Station.
scanner
The act of noticing the aforementioned werelass.
restitution
a 5 minute break in a whore house
scorpion
scorpion A general type of boss who is always stinging you with sarcastic remarks such as "Is it possible for you to get any more worthless, you bleep of a bleep!"
Booze
The opposite of 'applauze'.
Circus
A German air-force unit headed Baron Friedrich, Freiherr von Richtofen,, and known as Richtofen's Circus. This was the first attempt to teach animals the art of pilotage, but was largely unsuccessful. The only creature that was recruited in future years was the Giraffe, since it could see over the top wing of the Fokker Triplane.
gearbox
the overwhelming urge to punch Richard Gere in the face
incessant
A person who insists on swimming in sewage farms.
marriage
The combining of two wills that leaves one intestate.
inconceivable
alternative name for durex.
pleasure.
The brief sensation before guilt sets in.
cognition
realising you've left your car in gear even as you turn the ignition key.
engrossing.
Multiplying something by 144.
electricity
The motive force behind Gerrymandering
Jesuit
a tiny jesus
inadequate
inadequate Barely enough booze to get drunk on
Shadows
A darkness born of light.
multiple.
A name of an unoriginal heavy metal band.
Valkyrie.
Actually Val. O'Keery. Valerie O'Keery (1947 2008) was an Irish singer who eventually died as a result of sitting on her own horned helm. Her dying words were "@*^&%@ **^%£$*!!. A statue to her has been erected in her home town of Ballysillyidea.
kangaroo
Proof if it were needed, there is a creator and she has a sense of humour.
outstanding.
Too broke to get in and watch the match.
assimilate
A plastic surgeon's efforts to nip and tuck the buttocks to match Angelina Jolie's
Holism
As a suffix it refers to an addiction. As a medical approach it is a word concocted by people 'ho should kno' there is a W in whole.
Recondite. (a word I've just read, and have no idea what it means)
A little known word describing something that is little known, such as the little -known word "recondite". Most ordinary people say "little known".
purist