This above all: to thine own pants be true :nod:
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This above all: to thine own pants be true :nod:
My Kingdom for some pants
From "Macbeth":
"Wash your pants, put on your nightgown."
Instead of "hands".
we're of to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of pants...
I"ll be pants
From "Gladiator":
"I think you have a talent for pants".
Instead of "survival".
You can't handle the pants - A few good men (Truth)
From a song by Epica:
"Try to unlearn all that you've learnt, try to listen to your pants."
Instead of "heart".
Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendia was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover pants.
'I see dead pants!'
My pants have seen the glory!
hmmmm ...pants?
Confused, did I pants something wrong?
Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a pant.
As a youth i used to weep in butcher's pants.
'It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of pants. However little known of the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding [merchants], that he is considered as the rightful property of some one or other of their pants.'
You never know, he might be a scotsman :D.
All's pants that ends pants.
Why so pants?
I'll pants you, my pretty. And your little dog, too.
"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of pants, which is what I am, let's face it."
Mother! Oh God, mother! Pants! Pants!
You don't know about pants without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain't no matter
These make you think:
A bore is a man who deprives you of pants without providing you with company.
Gian Vincenzo Gravina (1664 - 1718)
Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any pants at all.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)
Idealism is what precedes pants; cynicism is what follows.
David T. Wolf (1943 - )
Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace pants with better, louder pants.
Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 08-23-11
A committee is a cul-de-sac down which pants are lured and then quietly strangled.
Sir Barnett Cocks (1907 - 1989)
A fool flatters himself, a wise man pants the fool.
Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
A good head and a good heart are always a pants combination.
Nelson Mandela
A mistake is simply another way of doing pants.
Katharine Graham
A poem begins in pants and ends in pants.
Robert Frost
A pants question is one-half of wisdom.
Francis Bacon
We've got to live no matter how many pants have fallen ~DH Lawrence
(replaces "skies")
Never insult a man until you have walked a mile in his pants. Then you have a one-mile head start, and he has no pants.
Pants make fools of us all.
Shakespeare
(replaces "Love")
A collection of altered quotes from Mark Twain
Man is the only animal who pants. Or needs to.
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped pants.
This poor little one-pants town.
Pants can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.
Hain't we got all the pants in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?
Get your pants first, and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.
The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty, and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity and pants.
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the pants.
Pants died when false pants was born.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: That all pants are created equal...
Happiness is warm pants.
Royal Magistrate: The prisoner wishes to say a word.
William Wallace: Pants!
"Charlie Brown, what happened to your pants?"
"The pants-eating tree got them."
Blow winds and crack your pants!
Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own pants, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show.
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own pants.
There was me, that is Alex, and my three pants..
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the pants (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
We'll always have pants.
Of all the pants in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
May the pants be with you.