Because you cant have smoke without a fire !!!!
Where ARE the snows of yesteryear?
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Because you cant have smoke without a fire !!!!
Where ARE the snows of yesteryear?
Back in yesteryear.
Why is it so cold here?
because it is winter :) the season winter is generally cold :)
Pandora, why don't you let your question out of its box?
Because if she did, more than just the question would come out of it, if you know what I mean...
How come people with bad breath talk the most and always in your face?
They secretly own stock in surgical mask companies and are trying to get you to buy one to cover your nose with.
Why do people have eyebrows?
Eyebrows developed to protect humans from their primitive greeting the head butt. Eventually after greeting many people (their foreheads swollen painfully) they would reach for their foreheads...Believe it or not this is the origin of the salute still used by the military.
Why do we sleep in beds?
Hello Bookinator! I see, a fellow HP fan...
Why do we sleep in beds...
So we won't need chiropractors. :p
Who poisoned the poison ivy?
Dr. Jason Woodrue.
What is a clock?
Bossy!
Why are timeclocks called "punching in."?
Most likely because nobody wants to be punched out by a timeclock. That would hurt.
Why do cats purr?
because dogs bark
why do our hearts beat?
It would be too inconvenient to have a drum in your chest beating.
Why do people pierce their ears?
because it's the next best thing to a lobotomy...
What to do when there is no logic?
Act normal. No one will notice.
Where did I go wrong?
When you went to a McDonalds to lose weight.
Why does the nice thick snow you get on Sunday always melt Monday, so chances of snowdays are GONE?
Because Mondays are situated near the equator.
How come my heart yearns for yarn?
Because you misspelled "yam".
Where are we?
I am lost here and you approximately there! :lol:
What keeps us going when everything says quit?
Energizer batteries! They keep going, and going, and going!
What is the best?
The Giant Miniature Pocket Knife by Martian Knives INC!
What is second best?
A vote that affirms the first place.
Why is this smilie winking at me?
because it sees some of lunch still in between your teeth.
why does snow have to be cold? why can't it be cozy...
because cozy is only in magazines.
How come nobody I know personally likes to read as much as I do?
To get you to join up at LitNet.
Do people's legs get tired when they run for office?
yes, that's why they start slinging mud, to bring the other canidates to their knees.
Why are ladders so scary?
because the black cat walked under it on friday the 13th
why there is no i in team but there is in pie?
Because if you interchange 'e' of team with 'i' in 'pie,' it may not have any impact on the 'team' but the meaning of 'pie' will change completely. :p :p :D
Why do we have only ten fingers and two hands?
What youse what youse should have ten hands an' only two fingers? :cool:
Why do I talk like dis?
because you prefer not to talk like dat.....
why do people count sheep when they need to sleep? (and if you dont, then where did the expression come from?)
Because the thoughts of bison leaping over your head would give you 'suffocating' nightmares.
Is the Red Sea red?
Are you an Egyptian child? Daddy, daddy why is the skye blue...Why is water wet? Why is the Red sea not the Reed Sea?
Egyptian dad: Be quiet and eat your dates!
But why IS water wet?
so that its much easier to pie. er... whatever the most wise Madhuri said.... :p
why is chocolate so perfect?
(thats like asking what is the meaning of life? Answer: chocolate!)
Perfect is in the eye of the chocolatier.
Why do some people say blower when they mean flower?
Blecause they blisp, blOK?
Why do warning lables come on things that people who are vision-impaired are supposed to use, and not written in Braille, either?
How visually-impaired does one have to be before one needs a dentist? Where's my specs? I'm shoor i HD thm jst a min ago?/
How do you follow that? :lol:
Can you transform yourself into html code? :rolleyes:
?sdrawkcab yleritne nettirw s'ti gniredisnoc,siht llits uoy naC :lol:
.ebyaM !neP ,looc yllaer s'tahT .epyt ot drah sti tuB
...Ooo, this is addicting!
^_^
So... how 'bout them Chudley Canons?
How about them? HOW ABOUT THEM?!? . . . who are they again? :)