...I need to buy some thimbles.
Fair is foul...
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...I need to buy some thimbles.
Fair is foul...
on the 5th of January.
IF I were to...
:D
go to sleep.. i was not tierd so much...
If monkeys could fly then .....
pigs probably could too.
If I hadnt broken...
the rules, would it have been as much fun?
It's almost as if I ....
... am going through a difficult stage.
Eyes are ...
looking every where... wierd...
Why when it's raining we always ......
grab our gloshes and go singing in the rain.
I went to the baseball game....
but the players decided they'd rather play chess; not the most exciting sight for 50,000 spectators, especially with a boring King's Gambit opening!
Wake me up before...
...I fall asleep.
Sunglasses at night are...
a driving hazard.
There are 2 kinds of people in the world...
easiest to get to bed if you first read them a story.
They were climbing, quickly approaching...
...the summit of Mount Doom.
The cosmos are only infinite if....
they work out really hard. Failing that, they are just another finite, soccer team.
Stare into the abyss...
...and you may become the nothingness you seek.
Stare into the sun....
and you get these green and purple blotches in front of your eyes.
Make fun of me if you will...
... and will we sure do.
I thought you'd like to know that I saw you the other day when...
your window blind flew up unexpectedly! :blush:
You know it's going to be a bad day when...
...the Grim Reaper shows up at your door and asks, "Ya like party games?"
When you pit mp3 players against books...
neither make a good substitute for fighting cocks.
Congratulations, you've just won a...
a cool million bucks! Now, may I introduce Ned, from the IRS....
If you cross a donkey with a cocker spaniel you get...
... one very bruised dog.
Why is it that ants never...
...share their food with us?
I can recover from the hangover by...
... having a cup of tea.
Stars shine ...
...on all the seven of the seven dwarfs.
The Mill on the Floss is very...
....hard to remember, I should re-read it.
According to Pen, re-reading books is ....
...a pre-requisite to stardom.
If the moon were cheese or pineapple would Unnamable...
..... start a thread on it?
The smelliest cheese is not always the.........
...cheese.
A log cabin would fall if...
there was bad wind :lol: .
the easy way out of things is.....
lol, okay, I giggled. :)
it was entirely of cheese logs.
Why do they keep getting....
...louder and louder, those voices in my head telling me to ski down the stairs like the olympics.
Breaking a leg is a fun way to...
...end an acting career.
Why are you so much....
... interested in your career?
Wit beyond ...
measure is man's greatest treasure.
I was paying attention to your.....
... signature.
Where is ...
my head when i am with you?
if the world ended today...
Samercury tonight?
Outside your window you can see....
how the world moves on without you?
life is...
... a great experiment.
I simply remember my favourite things and then ...